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02-04-2015, 11:33 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
You gotta blow it up to get the full effect. Sorry it's kinda blurry, I was getting funny looks while taking the picture.

This is hanging in the church I used to attend. It's the history of the world, all 6000 years of Gawd's love.

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Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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03-04-2015, 05:33 AM
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(02-04-2015 11:33 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  You gotta blow it up to get the full effect. Sorry it's kinda blurry, I was getting funny looks while taking the picture.

This is hanging in the church I used to attend. It's the history of the world, all 6000 years of Gawd's love.

[Image: EIrmlPS.jpg]

Ouch sorry. Bet they had some interesting sermons on how harry potter was the devil and katy perry would make you a mass murderer...

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03-04-2015, 05:40 AM
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(02-04-2015 11:33 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  You gotta blow it up to get the full effect.

That's what all fundies say Tongue

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03-04-2015, 06:05 AM
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(03-04-2015 05:40 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(02-04-2015 11:33 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  You gotta blow it up to get the full effect.

That's what all fundies say Tongue

... or ... as the priest said to the choirboy.

Ohmy

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03-04-2015, 08:53 AM
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(03-04-2015 05:33 AM)Spooky Wrote:  
(02-04-2015 11:33 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  You gotta blow it up to get the full effect. Sorry it's kinda blurry, I was getting funny looks while taking the picture.

This is hanging in the church I used to attend. It's the history of the world, all 6000 years of Gawd's love.

[Image: EIrmlPS.jpg]

Ouch sorry. Bet they had some interesting sermons on how harry potter was the devil and katy perry would make you a mass murderer...

I stopped attending well before either of those were a thing, but I do know that my mom got a talking to about the occult for mentioning that she loves the Harry Potter books. I was there for a funeral recently, unfortunately.

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03-04-2015, 10:25 AM
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You're god damn right he does.

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03-04-2015, 11:12 AM (This post was last modified: 03-04-2015 11:25 AM by Nurse.)
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03-04-2015, 03:45 PM
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(03-04-2015 06:05 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(03-04-2015 05:40 AM)morondog Wrote:  That's what all fundies say Tongue

... or ... as the priest said to the choirboy.

Ohmy

What the priest actually said was, "you got to blow it to get the tool erect."

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04-04-2015, 12:57 PM
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04-04-2015, 07:36 PM (This post was last modified: 04-04-2015 07:46 PM by pablo.)
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