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09-10-2015, 04:12 AM
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(08-10-2015 10:46 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  [Image: 56168cd005088.jpeg]

It's made even more hilarious because after "teh big flud" gawd promised not to do that again and gave us a rainbow to remind us. Like he was all
" you know, you're right, that was a bit harsh. I overracted and won't do it again"

"My fucking walkman just broke!!!!"

"DAMN IT JAPAN!!!!"

"Oh shit, that's right, the rainbow . . . I always forget about that fucking rainbow . . ."
"Sorry about that Japan, the radiation levels should return to normal in 50 - 60 years . . "

"If anybody asks I'll tell them that my promise was made void by the homosexual community's use of the rainbow . . . or that it only refers to global flooding even though there's no evidence one ever happened . . . "

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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09-10-2015, 04:39 AM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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09-10-2015, 05:19 AM
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(09-10-2015 04:01 AM)Eva Wrote:  And the morale of this cheery bit of biblical 'wisdom' is...I think...don't sell your daughter into slavery.


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Nope. I think the moral of the story is that one has to make sure that one's slave girl pleases one.

It will reduce the risk of breach of contract.

Can't argue with that.

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09-10-2015, 05:22 AM
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(07-10-2015 07:15 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  It was in response to the 'Jesus is touching himself' post in this thread, so how appropriate would it be to post a reply in a different thread?

I was making a joke about using that image on it's own in the other thread.
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10-10-2015, 01:35 AM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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10-10-2015, 09:19 AM
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10-10-2015, 10:07 AM
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Laugh out load

[Image: footprints.png]

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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10-10-2015, 12:02 PM
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(10-10-2015 10:07 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Laugh out load

[Image: footprints.png]

[Image: 1noodles.jpg]

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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10-10-2015, 07:55 PM
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(10-10-2015 12:02 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  [Image: 1noodles.jpg]

I'm sharing this tomorrow when all my Christian buddies are sharing proverbs and shit.

And here's mine:

Damn it, Jesus! Get your own drugs!
[Image: jesus_drugs_zpshhkgfqon.jpg]
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11-10-2015, 08:13 AM
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(10-10-2015 07:55 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(10-10-2015 12:02 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  [Image: 1noodles.jpg]

I'm sharing this tomorrow when all my Christian buddies are sharing proverbs and shit.

And here's mine:

Damn it, Jesus! Get your own drugs!
[Image: jesus_drugs_zpshhkgfqon.jpg]

I love that one! I never noticed the nunchucks on the doorknob before . . .

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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