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27-10-2015, 08:14 AM
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27-10-2015, 08:14 AM
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(27-10-2015 08:03 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  A local guy thought this image looked like an image of Jesus.

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Bird Shit Jesus

Personally, I think it looks more like a Protoss Dark Templar.

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EN TARO TASSADAR!

I always amazed at how these people know what some guy from a few thousand years ago, whom we have no pictorial representations of, looks like. I'm guessing just any vague, passing resemblance of a middle eastern chap will do, be it in pigeon shit or on a slice of toast. Easily pleased these simpletons.

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27-10-2015, 08:18 AM
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(27-10-2015 08:14 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(27-10-2015 08:08 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  It's clearly Our Lord and Savior Jesus. You deny it cause you want to sin without feeling guilt for martyrdom of Our Lord.

Actually now I have a question.

If a bird shit looks like Jesus, does that mean the bird didn't have to eat in order to make that shit? Like, was it immaculate defecation? And more importantly, could that Jesus shit actually be God in shit form?

It's great mystery of the faith.

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27-10-2015, 08:20 AM
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(27-10-2015 08:14 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(27-10-2015 08:08 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  It's clearly Our Lord and Savior Jesus. You deny it cause you want to sin without feeling guilt for martyrdom of Our Lord.

Actually now I have a question.

If a bird shit looks like Jesus, does that mean the bird didn't have to eat in order to make that shit? Like, was it immaculate defecation? And more importantly, could that Jesus shit actually be God in shit form?

"Immaculate defecation" Laugh out load Laugh out load Laugh out load

That would explain why theists are so full of shit. Smartass

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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27-10-2015, 08:26 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(27-10-2015 08:20 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(27-10-2015 08:14 AM)yakherder Wrote:  Actually now I have a question.

If a bird shit looks like Jesus, does that mean the bird didn't have to eat in order to make that shit? Like, was it immaculate defecation? And more importantly, could that Jesus shit actually be God in shit form?

"Immaculate defecation" Laugh out load Laugh out load Laugh out load

That would explain why theists are so full of shit. Smartass

The burning question is, did they immediately put a $69 walmart 10x10 easy up over it, and start charging admission?
Did they start a gofundme for his new car?
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27-10-2015, 08:38 AM
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(27-10-2015 08:26 AM)skyking Wrote:  
(27-10-2015 08:20 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  "Immaculate defecation" Laugh out load Laugh out load Laugh out load

That would explain why theists are so full of shit. Smartass

The burning question is, did they immediately put a $69 walmart 10x10 easy up over it, and start charging admission?
Did they start a gofundme for his new car?

And is the bird now a saint? Does the new rosary go "Hail pigeon, full of shit."?

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27-10-2015, 09:44 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(27-10-2015 08:03 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  A local guy thought this image looked like an image of Jesus.

[Image: 2013-02-23_17-11-40_439_20130224161833_640_480.JPG]

Bird Shit Jesus

It is clearly the salt vampire from Star Trek
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27-10-2015, 10:31 AM
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Bird shit Jesus gets around. Here he is tantalizingly lifting his robe...the little minx!


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27-10-2015, 10:48 AM
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(27-10-2015 10:31 AM)Eva Wrote:  Bird shit Jesus gets around. Here he is tantalizingly lifting his robe...the little minx!


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With Jesus being so sexy, are we sure that white smear is bird poop? Shocking

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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27-10-2015, 12:29 PM
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(27-10-2015 10:48 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(27-10-2015 10:31 AM)Eva Wrote:  Bird shit Jesus gets around. Here he is tantalizingly lifting his robe...the little minx!


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With Jesus being so sexy, are we sure that white smear is bird poop? Shocking

It's his second coming.

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