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11-11-2015, 07:22 AM
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(11-11-2015 04:49 AM)morondog Wrote:  Real Christians get hammered on a Friday night.

As an ex-Lutheran, we used to tell a similar joke:

Whenever three or four Lutherans get together, there's always a fifth.
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11-11-2015, 07:38 AM
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"If you take a baptist fishing with you, he'll drink all the beer in the boat. The best way to prevent this it to take two baptists fishing, and they'll be too busy watching each other to drink any of it." Garrison Keillor.

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11-11-2015, 08:34 AM
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(11-11-2015 07:22 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  As an ex-Lutheran, we used to tell a similar joke:

Whenever three or four Lutherans get together, there's always a fifth.

Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

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11-11-2015, 09:27 AM
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(11-11-2015 08:34 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(11-11-2015 07:22 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  As an ex-Lutheran, we used to tell a similar joke:

Whenever three or four Lutherans get together, there's always a fifth.

Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
Or at Hooters.
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11-11-2015, 10:42 AM
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you infidels are making fun of my prophet? I'm going to burn your embassy Dodgy

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11-11-2015, 12:30 PM
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(11-11-2015 10:42 AM)izel Wrote:  [Image: CTi2RxUWcAAHnki.jpg]

you infidels are making fun of my prophet? I'm going to burn your embassy Dodgy

Worse- kill each other over cartoons drawn in a foreign country. Angel
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11-11-2015, 12:36 PM
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(11-11-2015 12:30 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(11-11-2015 10:42 AM)izel Wrote:  [Image: CTi2RxUWcAAHnki.jpg]

you infidels are making fun of my prophet? I'm going to burn your embassy Dodgy

Worse- kill each other over cartoons drawn in a foreign country. Angel

Not as bad, but annoying: once evolution becomes undeniable, they claim that the Koran explained it 1,400 years ago.
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11-11-2015, 01:32 PM
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(11-11-2015 12:36 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(11-11-2015 12:30 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Worse- kill each other over cartoons drawn in a foreign country. Angel

Not as bad, but annoying: once evolution becomes undeniable, they claim that the Koran explained it 1,400 years ago.

It's better that way. They lose when they concede. They're effectively saying that rational though trumps religious pronouncements.

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11-11-2015, 02:30 PM
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11-11-2015, 04:20 PM
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