Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
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13-11-2015, 07:56 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(13-11-2015 07:43 AM)izel Wrote:  But I have two hands Unsure

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But can you swap hands without losing a stroke???


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13-11-2015, 08:00 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(13-11-2015 07:43 AM)izel Wrote:  But I have two hands Unsure

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Maybe not, but I can have bread and wine and pretend I'm cannibalizing Jesus and I can fondle myself while looking at a picture of Mary and pretending I'm God.

I forgot what point I was trying to make.

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13-11-2015, 08:54 AM
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There's always sexy Jesus to masturbate to. That way he's included Hobo

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13-11-2015, 09:04 AM
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(13-11-2015 07:43 AM)izel Wrote:  But I have two hands Unsure

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Too be fair though, there are hands-free vibrators. The ladies have it good in the sex toy department.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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13-11-2015, 09:41 AM
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(13-11-2015 09:04 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(13-11-2015 07:43 AM)izel Wrote:  But I have two hands Unsure

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Too be fair though, there are hands-free vibrators. The ladies have it good in the sex toy department.

Men are not without options.
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13-11-2015, 09:42 AM
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(13-11-2015 09:41 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(13-11-2015 09:04 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Too be fair though, there are hands-free vibrators. The ladies have it good in the sex toy department.

Men are not without options.
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OMG No

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13-11-2015, 09:47 AM
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When you do yoga you don't need toys Wink

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13-11-2015, 09:51 AM
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Yeah, but whoever dies with the most toys, wins.
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13-11-2015, 09:55 AM (This post was last modified: 13-11-2015 09:58 AM by The Organic Chemist.)
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(13-11-2015 09:41 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(13-11-2015 09:04 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Too be fair though, there are hands-free vibrators. The ladies have it good in the sex toy department.

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Gasp So the AK attachment is for those who like it rough? Is there an HK attachment? I like to make sweet love, not fuck (although I do enjoy a good Ma Deuce occasionally)

Edit: If you don't know what a Ma Deuce is google it. It has nothing to do with going number 2.

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13-11-2015, 09:58 AM
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(13-11-2015 09:47 AM)jennybee Wrote:  When you do yoga you don't need toys Wink

Maybe so, but you still have cawk on the brain, just not in the body. Smile

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