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19-11-2015, 06:53 AM
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(19-11-2015 06:12 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  [Image: if-judging-others-is-a-sin-is-santa-going-to-xxxx.jpg]

So would God. Oh wait, he can break his own rules, proving they're not important and not worth being used as a basis for judging...
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19-11-2015, 07:07 AM
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(19-11-2015 06:53 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 06:12 AM)Silly Deity Wrote:  [Image: if-judging-others-is-a-sin-is-santa-going-to-xxxx.jpg]

So would God. Oh wait, he can break his own rules, proving they're not important and not worth being used as a basis for judging...

It's all laid out pretty clearly in Job 38-42. Might makes right.

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19-11-2015, 09:02 AM
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(19-11-2015 07:07 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  It's all laid out pretty clearly in Job 38-42. Might makes right.

Isn't that one of the first (if not the first) book of the Bible, chronologically speaking?
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19-11-2015, 09:09 AM
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(19-11-2015 09:02 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 07:07 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  It's all laid out pretty clearly in Job 38-42. Might makes right.

Isn't that one of the first (if not the first) book of the Bible, chronologically speaking?

As far as I know, yes. Job is the oldest.

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19-11-2015, 12:45 PM
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(19-11-2015 09:09 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 09:02 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  Isn't that one of the first (if not the first) book of the Bible, chronologically speaking?

As far as I know, yes. Job is the oldest.

If Genesis was written after Job, how did the texts of Job ever survive the flood? Checkmate.......

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19-11-2015, 12:48 PM
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(19-11-2015 12:45 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 09:09 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  As far as I know, yes. Job is the oldest.

If Genesis was written after Job, how did the texts of Job ever survive the flood? Checkmate.......

How did the first 6 chapters of Genesis survive the flood? Checkmate to your checkmate!

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19-11-2015, 12:50 PM
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(19-11-2015 12:48 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 12:45 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  If Genesis was written after Job, how did the texts of Job ever survive the flood? Checkmate.......

How did the first 6 chapters of Genesis survive the flood? Checkmate to your checkmate!

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19-11-2015, 12:51 PM
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(19-11-2015 12:48 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 12:45 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  If Genesis was written after Job, how did the texts of Job ever survive the flood? Checkmate.......

How did the first 6 chapters of Genesis survive the flood? Checkmate to your checkmate!
They were saved in the cloud. Duuh.
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19-11-2015, 01:32 PM
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(19-11-2015 12:51 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 12:48 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  How did the first 6 chapters of Genesis survive the flood? Checkmate to your checkmate!
They were saved in the cloud. Duuh.

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19-11-2015, 02:19 PM
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(19-11-2015 12:51 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  They were saved in the cloud. Duuh.

Wait... we could hack God and steal his identity!?

(...and nude pics)
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