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19-11-2015, 07:27 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(19-11-2015 04:06 PM)Chas Wrote:  




Christ: 0 Thor: 2

Holy fuck! He was a terminator!
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19-11-2015, 07:31 PM
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(19-11-2015 05:52 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 03:48 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I'm sure sex with him would be heavenly Angel

Doubtful. Mary had no idea she was pregnant. So god is apparently as hung as a gnat since she didn't even remember the encounter.

god invented roofies.
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19-11-2015, 08:03 PM
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(19-11-2015 07:31 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 05:52 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Doubtful. Mary had no idea she was pregnant. So god is apparently as hung as a gnat since she didn't even remember the encounter.

god invented roofies.

Maybe he just slipped her some jell-o puddin'.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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19-11-2015, 08:15 PM
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(19-11-2015 08:03 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 07:31 PM)Fireball Wrote:  god invented roofies.

Maybe he just slipped her some jell-o puddin'.

Facepalm
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19-11-2015, 08:22 PM
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19-11-2015, 08:27 PM
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(19-11-2015 08:03 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 07:31 PM)Fireball Wrote:  god invented roofies.

Maybe he just slipped her some jell-o puddin'.

Hmm, a little extra salt on the custard? Facepalm
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19-11-2015, 11:31 PM
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(19-11-2015 08:22 PM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: god%2Bdid%2Bit%2Bjoseph.jpg]

It's not a fool-proof test for virginity anyway. Some girls don't got a hymen, sometimes hymen torn for other reasons than sex. Don't ask me how I know these things...

ETA: Also Mary is hot Blush

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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19-11-2015, 11:50 PM
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(19-11-2015 11:31 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 08:22 PM)jennybee Wrote:  

It's not a fool-proof test for virginity anyway. Some girls don't got a hymen, sometimes hymen torn for other reasons than sex. Don't ask me how I know these things...

ETA: Also Mary is hot Blush

Very true. I remember thinking that same thing when I read the bible passage that talks about stoning women who did not bleed on their wedding night. I wonder how many women got stoned to death for not being virgins-when in fact, they were. I didn't bleed my first time either, I'm sure I tore it myself since I was pretty involved with field hockey, track, and dance classes.

The whole practice of stoning women whether they were virgins or not was so barbaric. How anyone could read that and believe god is love is beyond me.
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19-11-2015, 11:53 PM
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(19-11-2015 11:50 PM)jennybee Wrote:  The whole practice of stoning women whether they were virgins or not was so barbaric. How anyone could read that and believe god is love is beyond me.

Smile Yay. Something new to torture my conservative friends with on FB when they say "God is Love".

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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19-11-2015, 11:54 PM
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Those women died so I could cause shit with fundies on FB. There is no greater sacrifice.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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