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20-11-2015, 12:01 AM
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(19-11-2015 11:50 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 11:31 PM)morondog Wrote:  It's not a fool-proof test for virginity anyway. Some girls don't got a hymen, sometimes hymen torn for other reasons than sex. Don't ask me how I know these things...

ETA: Also Mary is hot Blush

Very true. I remember thinking that same thing when I read the bible passage that talks about stoning women who did not bleed on their wedding night. I wonder how many women got stoned to death for not being virgins-when in fact, they were. I didn't bleed my first time either, I'm sure I tore it myself since I was pretty involved with field hockey, track, and dance classes.

The whole practice of stoning women whether they were virgins or not was so barbaric. How anyone could read that and believe god is love is beyond me.

Reminds me of this thread about Islamic schools banning horseback riding for girls.

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20-11-2015, 12:33 AM
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Why don't they see the irony?
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20-11-2015, 12:51 AM
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(20-11-2015 12:01 AM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Reminds me of this thread about Islamic schools banning horseback riding for girls.
That's one of the first things that came to mind. I also remember someone saying the same about gymnasts.
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20-11-2015, 03:25 AM
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(19-11-2015 11:31 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 08:22 PM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: god%2Bdid%2Bit%2Bjoseph.jpg]

It's not a fool-proof test for virginity anyway. Some girls don't got a hymen, sometimes hymen torn for other reasons than sex. Don't ask me how I know these things...

ETA: Also Mary is hot Blush

Some girls "don't got" even more. I dated a Nigerian woman from the Akwa Ibom tribe. That predominately Christian tribe practices female circumcision.
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20-11-2015, 03:54 AM
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(19-11-2015 11:31 PM)morondog Wrote:  It's not a fool-proof test for virginity anyway. Some girls don't got a hymen, sometimes hymen torn for other reasons than sex. Don't ask me how I know these things...
I know these things too. I got them from a science book.

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20-11-2015, 04:13 AM
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(20-11-2015 03:25 AM)Captain Congo Wrote:  
(19-11-2015 11:31 PM)morondog Wrote:  It's not a fool-proof test for virginity anyway. Some girls don't got a hymen, sometimes hymen torn for other reasons than sex. Don't ask me how I know these things...

ETA: Also Mary is hot Blush

Some girls "don't got" even more. I dated a Nigerian woman from the Akwa Ibom tribe. That predominately Christian tribe practices female circumcision.

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20-11-2015, 04:28 AM
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20-11-2015, 06:14 AM
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(20-11-2015 12:33 AM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  Why don't they see the irony?

They can never see irony or sarcasm.

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“Well, Steve, I would just say this,” Babin responded. “Mary and Jesus didn’t have suicide bomb vests strapped on them, and these folks do. You can see it in technicolor in Paris.”

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20-11-2015, 07:27 AM
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(20-11-2015 12:33 AM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  Why don't they see the irony?

Because they think he's white:

[Image: white-jesus.jpg]

Edit: Also, why the fuck is Jesus wearing a cross necklace!?
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20-11-2015, 08:02 AM
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(20-11-2015 07:27 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 12:33 AM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  Why don't they see the irony?

Because they think he's white:

[Image: white-jesus.jpg]

Edit: Also, why the fuck is Jesus wearing a cross necklace!?

Oh WOW!!! I never noticed that before. That is like having a painting of Lincoln with a Derringer.

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