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12-01-2016, 09:10 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(12-01-2016 07:24 AM)Eva Wrote:  [Image: adeve.jpg]

Oh wauw Eve also force fed the apple to the snake? ? ? Was it to shut it up?
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12-01-2016, 10:27 AM
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(12-01-2016 09:10 AM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(12-01-2016 07:24 AM)Eva Wrote:  [Image: adeve.jpg]

Oh wauw Eve also force fed the apple to the snake? ? ? Was it to shut it up?

I think the more pressing question is that painting is inaccurate. They didn't cover up until AFTER the apple was eaten. What next? Are you going to tell me that Jesus was gay?

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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12-01-2016, 11:22 AM
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12-01-2016, 12:30 PM
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(12-01-2016 10:27 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(12-01-2016 09:10 AM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Oh wauw Eve also force fed the apple to the snake? ? ? Was it to shut it up?

I think the more pressing question is that painting is inaccurate. They didn't cover up until AFTER the apple was eaten. What next? Are you going to tell me that Jesus was gay?

Inaccurate? Adam was a creation and Eve was his clone, why in the hell do they both have navels? Neither was born! Rolleyes

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12-01-2016, 12:51 PM
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(12-01-2016 12:30 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(12-01-2016 10:27 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I think the more pressing question is that painting is inaccurate. They didn't cover up until AFTER the apple was eaten. What next? Are you going to tell me that Jesus was gay?

Inaccurate? Adam was a creation and Eve was his clone, why in the hell do they both have navels? Neither was born! Rolleyes

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But is Eve was his clone, how did she get another X chromosome and where did the Y one go? Surely god would have known we would figure out genetics eventually. Consider

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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12-01-2016, 12:58 PM
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If incest (sibling/sibling, parent/child, whatever) is a sin, what would self/clone be? A really neat form of masturbation?
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12-01-2016, 01:26 PM
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(12-01-2016 12:51 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(12-01-2016 12:30 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Inaccurate? Adam was a creation and Eve was his clone, why in the hell do they both have navels? Neither was born! Rolleyes

Gasp

But is Eve was his clone, how did she get another X chromosome and where did the Y one go? Surely god would have known we would figure out genetics eventually. Consider

Clone of my own

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12-01-2016, 03:23 PM
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(12-01-2016 12:58 PM)jabeady Wrote:  If incest (sibling/sibling, parent/child, whatever) is a sin, what would self/clone be? A really neat form of masturbation?

If you had sex with your clone, would that be gay?

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12-01-2016, 03:39 PM
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(12-01-2016 12:58 PM)jabeady Wrote:  If incest (sibling/sibling, parent/child, whatever) is a sin, what would self/clone be? A really neat form of masturbation?

I dunno...

But - if somebody came along and told you to go fuck yourself - technically, you'd be able to...

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14-01-2016, 01:09 PM
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So glad we invented oxygen in the 1700's. Facepalm

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