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16-02-2016, 03:38 PM
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16-02-2016, 06:47 PM
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(12-02-2016 05:45 PM)diddo97 Wrote:  
(12-02-2016 05:37 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1450383066940.jpg]

Okay, maybe I shouldn't laugh at this. It might actually be frightening.

It should be frightening even to theists; how could you know it's not Satan talking to you? Isn't he supposed to be the ultimate trickster?

Gasp you're right.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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16-02-2016, 06:48 PM
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(16-02-2016 03:38 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: 12729267_1131215800244082_1441151421909641006_n.jpg]

Where did you get my xrays from?

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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16-02-2016, 08:30 PM
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If I could pull up my Naval medical records, I could show you a similar picture. Fast forward 40 years, the dentist wanted to put some veneers on my front teeth to cover up the crooked ones. I guess the next time a christ-puncher talks to me about "intelligent design", I'll point this gem out, and then ask them if they have their wisdom teeth. Of course, they usually leave after I ask them if they aren't a little old for having imaginary friends. Consider
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16-02-2016, 09:01 PM
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(16-02-2016 08:30 PM)Fireball Wrote:  If I could pull up my Naval medical records, I could show you a similar picture. Fast forward 40 years, the dentist wanted to put some veneers on my front teeth to cover up the crooked ones. I guess the next time a christ-puncher talks to me about "intelligent design", I'll point this gem out, and then ask them if they have their wisdom teeth. Of course, they usually leave after I ask them if they aren't a little old for having imaginary friends. Consider

No kidding. I have a tooth that needs pulling right now. What kind of father would do this to his children? For the sin of being created with the need to eat to sustain life? How does this shit become a bestseller?

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16-02-2016, 10:14 PM (This post was last modified: 16-02-2016 10:17 PM by Fireball.)
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(16-02-2016 09:01 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(16-02-2016 08:30 PM)Fireball Wrote:  If I could pull up my Naval medical records, I could show you a similar picture. Fast forward 40 years, the dentist wanted to put some veneers on my front teeth to cover up the crooked ones. I guess the next time a christ-puncher talks to me about "intelligent design", I'll point this gem out, and then ask them if they have their wisdom teeth. Of course, they usually leave after I ask them if they aren't a little old for having imaginary friends. Consider

No kidding. I have a tooth that needs pulling right now. What kind of father would do this to his children? For the sin of being created with the need to eat to sustain life? How does this shit become a bestseller?

Fuck if I know, to all 3 questions. What I didn't put in the previous post is that I didn't eat for 3 days after that oral surgery (drank milk and V-8 juice), and that I looked like a chipmunk. The dentist had to grind each tooth, crack it, and remove the halves. We had been told that we were under NO circumstances to be bedridden the day I was laid out after surgery, because the Secretary of the Navy was going to inspect our quarters. Yet, there I was, with latex gloves filled with ice applied to each side of my face, toes up! I pretended to be asleep. Easy, since I had taken two Empirin #3, which have a grain of Codeine, each (IIRC). I was pretty anesthetized, that I do remember. Dentistry seems to have advanced since that time.
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16-02-2016, 11:19 PM
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(16-02-2016 06:48 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(16-02-2016 03:38 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: 12729267_1131215800244082_1441151421909641006_n.jpg]

Where did you get my xrays from?

I was about to ask the same thing.

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17-02-2016, 08:28 PM
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17-02-2016, 08:56 PM
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18-02-2016, 07:25 AM
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(17-02-2016 08:56 PM)cactus Wrote:  [Image: sfi0ib.jpg]

While its entirely underwhelming, and nothing like the other Christian claims, it is certainly more consistent with what we see in reality.


"Why didn't God make my cancer go away!?"

"Did you go and see a doctor, or just sit around praying?"

"That second one."

"Well, there you go. Miracles only happen for those who make them happen. It's in the Bible!"
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