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24-04-2016, 06:21 PM
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24-04-2016, 08:16 PM
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25-04-2016, 12:23 PM
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25-04-2016, 12:38 PM
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25-04-2016, 12:41 PM
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If only they trusted in jesus that much. Instead they have actual safety features in their cars. It would so help to thin the herd if they weren't such hypocrites.
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25-04-2016, 05:04 PM
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Not really a picture, but it's still a laugh at religion.

Me: I'd love to chat, but I'm studying for finals.
Friend: Oh. What do Jews do for this sort of thing?
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Oh, you know. Like Catholics light candles, and protestants pray...
Me: We study our asses off. That's why we're all doctors, lawyers and scientists.

I desperately needed that giggle today.
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26-04-2016, 11:53 AM
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(25-04-2016 05:04 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Not really a picture, but it's still a laugh at religion.

Me: I'd love to chat, but I'm studying for finals.
Friend: Oh. What do Jews do for this sort of thing?
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Oh, you know. Like Catholics light candles, and protestants pray...
Me: We study our asses off. That's why we're all doctors, lawyers and scientists.

I desperately needed that giggle today.

I wouldn't mock. One set of jews becomes practically amish for about 24 hours once a week. A more appropriate question might be "Does a heartbeat count as throwing a switch or using something electrical, since the heart generally answers to electrical impulses from the brain?" or What does a jewish doctor do if his patient requires an electrical shock after the deadline on a Saturday night?
I think all religions are so silly. It is sad how much power they hold.
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26-04-2016, 01:20 PM
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(26-04-2016 11:53 AM)Birdguy1979 Wrote:  
(25-04-2016 05:04 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Not really a picture, but it's still a laugh at religion.

Me: I'd love to chat, but I'm studying for finals.
Friend: Oh. What do Jews do for this sort of thing?
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Oh, you know. Like Catholics light candles, and protestants pray...
Me: We study our asses off. That's why we're all doctors, lawyers and scientists.

I desperately needed that giggle today.

I wouldn't mock. One set of jews becomes practically amish for about 24 hours once a week. A more appropriate question might be "Does a heartbeat count as throwing a switch or using something electrical, since the heart generally answers to electrical impulses from the brain?" or What does a jewish doctor do if his patient requires an electrical shock after the deadline on a Saturday night?
I think all religions are so silly. It is sad how much power they hold.

According to Bill Maher's Religulous they have switches that rely on *breaking* a circuit to work, rather than closing one. Since God ruled against making fire on the Sabbath but not putting it out that's the way you can have your Jewish toast and eat it too. Or something like that.

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26-04-2016, 01:33 PM
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(26-04-2016 01:20 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(26-04-2016 11:53 AM)Birdguy1979 Wrote:  I wouldn't mock. One set of jews becomes practically amish for about 24 hours once a week. A more appropriate question might be "Does a heartbeat count as throwing a switch or using something electrical, since the heart generally answers to electrical impulses from the brain?" or What does a jewish doctor do if his patient requires an electrical shock after the deadline on a Saturday night?
I think all religions are so silly. It is sad how much power they hold.

According to Bill Maher's Religulous they have switches that rely on *breaking* a circuit to work, rather than closing one. Since God ruled against making fire on the Sabbath but not putting it out that's the way you can have your Jewish toast and eat it too. Or something like that.

According to Seth Andrews, they have appliances that work on timers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_mode
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26-04-2016, 01:58 PM
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(26-04-2016 01:33 PM)Birdguy1979 Wrote:  
(26-04-2016 01:20 PM)morondog Wrote:  According to Bill Maher's Religulous they have switches that rely on *breaking* a circuit to work, rather than closing one. Since God ruled against making fire on the Sabbath but not putting it out that's the way you can have your Jewish toast and eat it too. Or something like that.

According to Seth Andrews, they have appliances that work on timers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_mode

Yes, I inadvertently turned my oven on that way once Sad
Truly not impressed when you need digital circuitry in order to comply with thousand-year-old ordinances.

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