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03-05-2016, 10:26 PM
Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
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04-05-2016, 04:25 AM
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(03-05-2016 10:26 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  [Image: c2f08c8a6d447e3aceb25300656c5c26.jpg]

To be honest, kind of looks like Groot.

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04-05-2016, 07:03 AM
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(03-05-2016 11:00 AM)Birdguy1979 Wrote:  Could it be that the obvious names of the chapters are either specific people or locations? Like for instance, you are a high official in the church and went to a certain area you would only read from that section. I mean, the whole Christmas thing was stolen (Christmas trees). As I recall, some of those traditions were co-opted in order to win those people over. If you went to a specific location and read from the wrong parts or followed the wrong rules or traditions, you might lose people or even be killed. I think this is why the bible doesn't make sense when you read it from beginning to end. The contradictory parts are made up for the specific audience it was meant for. Remember that most people could not read, so they had to believe whomever was reading to them.

That could be, and not something I really considered, tbh. Well, other than that we're dealing oral stuff that was only later written down, but the breakdown you've suggested and how it's misinterpreted later is an intriguing idea!

(03-05-2016 11:12 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  That reminds of a caller to the Atheist Experience who argued that Jesus never existed because none of his work survived. The Son of God should have been the best carpenter ever, but we don't even have a coffee table to show for it. Laugh out load
I laughed way harder than I should have, especially considering a few replies down, Organic Chemist had to go reference the awful table scene from Passion of the Christ after you reminded him...
(03-05-2016 12:25 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Yabut according to that documentary snuff film by Mel Gibson, Jesus invented the dinner table. Too bad he didn't invent the printing press so that we could a) have proof of his actual existence, and b) have a record of what he said because he could have printed some fucking books that didn't require a bunch of men to vote on.
I almost feel like the table scene was a breather for the unholy amounts of people who brought 4 year olds to see the movie. "See Timmy! See! This is what Jesus did for you Timmy! Now repent Timmy! Repent! Oh look, a table, just like ours."

Also, images in keeping with the Devil theme:
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04-05-2016, 07:06 PM
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The problem of God's plan vs free will:

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05-05-2016, 10:24 AM
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05-05-2016, 12:49 PM
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05-05-2016, 01:48 PM
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(05-05-2016 12:49 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: UzYtyI3.jpg]

Good one, but my new desktop image is staying as Trump sitting in the oval office.
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05-05-2016, 04:07 PM
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05-05-2016, 04:51 PM
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(04-05-2016 04:25 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 10:26 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  [Image: c2f08c8a6d447e3aceb25300656c5c26.jpg]

To be honest, kind of looks like Groot.

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Seriously, have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time? Ohmy
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05-05-2016, 11:41 PM
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(05-05-2016 04:07 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: g6g4ImS.jpg]

Not to mention the small fact that the Catholic Church stood by and did NOTHING to prevent or stop the genocide. A bit like how they're doing NOTHING to prevent or stop pedophile priests.

And yet they continue to have their own country.

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