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26-05-2016, 11:34 PM
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(26-05-2016 11:30 PM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  What is the penalty for tattoos?

Much like everything else in the OT.

Death.

If you're not sure what the penalty is, it's almost always death.

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27-05-2016, 12:06 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(26-05-2016 11:34 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(26-05-2016 11:30 PM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  What is the penalty for tattoos?

Much like everything else in the OT.

Death.

If you're not sure what the penalty is, it's almost always death.





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27-05-2016, 12:19 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(27-05-2016 12:06 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(26-05-2016 11:34 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Much like everything else in the OT.

Death.

If you're not sure what the penalty is, it's almost always death.





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27-05-2016, 05:52 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(26-05-2016 11:34 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(26-05-2016 11:30 PM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  What is the penalty for tattoos?

Much like everything else in the OT.

Death.

If you're not sure what the penalty is, it's almost always death.

and probably by stoning; they used up all their creative imagination coming up with yahweh

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27-05-2016, 06:28 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(26-05-2016 11:30 PM)RogueWarrior Wrote:  What is the penalty for tattoos?

Living with your mistake for the rest of your life, and looking weird when your skin gets wrinkly. This is one of those few situations when the writers of the Old Testament realized they didn't have to kill you for everything.
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27-05-2016, 07:33 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
SNL did a bit on tattoos

http://mom.me/news/14801-icymi-snl-takes...k-tattoos/

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27-05-2016, 07:59 AM
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(27-05-2016 12:19 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(27-05-2016 12:06 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  



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that's brilliant Thumbsup

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27-05-2016, 08:03 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(27-05-2016 05:52 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(26-05-2016 11:34 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Much like everything else in the OT.

Death.

If you're not sure what the penalty is, it's almost always death.

and probably by stoning; they used up all their creative imagination coming up with yahweh

Except they didn't, they just stole borrowed him from the Canaanites... Weeping

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27-05-2016, 08:28 AM
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(20-05-2016 09:55 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(20-05-2016 09:35 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Are you saying they nailed Anikin? Gasp


No, but nobody has a near culturally universal point of reference for him like they did for Samuel L. Jackson. He's a bad motherfucker, and is always at his best when he's exuberant.

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The problem with Anikin isn't the actor, it's the shit script. Look at everyone, the cast is filled with great actors, and they're all turned to shit in those movies. Liam Neeson is a wandering drunk, Ewan McGregor is both petulant child and aloof cowboy. Natalie Portman won a fucking Oscar, and even she is near unwatchable in those movies.

About the only thing I like, conceptually, about the prequels is how they are a massive middle finger (intentional or otherwise) to destined hero narratives. The Jedi and their stupid fucking prophecy, their destined hero turning on them and instead being the tool of their destruction. That's kinda enjoyable, in a perverse sort of way.





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27-05-2016, 08:33 AM
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