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20-07-2016, 02:40 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(20-07-2016 12:12 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(19-07-2016 09:36 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  In honor of the continued poor performance of Ark Encounter:
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Eh. Baraminologists will just say that two animals of kangaroo kind were on the ark, and they hyer-evolved into kangaroos and whatever else bares a close enough resemblance to kangaroos that a baraminologist will intuitively lump it in the same group. Then they all stopped hyer-evolving. That's so much more plausible than what you said.

Which brings up another interesting point about the Ark Encounter, from what I've heard, there are transitional species on the Ark, which negates Ham's normal "Kinds" arguments...

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20-07-2016, 02:45 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(20-07-2016 02:40 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(20-07-2016 12:12 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  Eh. Baraminologists will just say that two animals of kangaroo kind were on the ark, and they hyer-evolved into kangaroos and whatever else bares a close enough resemblance to kangaroos that a baraminologist will intuitively lump it in the same group. Then they all stopped hyer-evolving. That's so much more plausible than what you said.

Which brings up another interesting point about the Ark Encounter, from what I've heard, there are transitional species on the Ark, which negates Ham's normal "Kinds" arguments...

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That is the least of the Ham model's problems.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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20-07-2016, 06:55 PM
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(19-07-2016 10:44 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(19-07-2016 10:27 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Nor what it will be if you keep up your consorting with degenerate disbelievers.

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And degenerate disbelievers who seem to be more moral than many of the degenerate believers I know. Tongue

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I think this is much easier for degerate disbelievers, less baggage.

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21-07-2016, 06:56 AM
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(20-07-2016 01:36 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: KxILzoE.jpg]

Actually, this isn't a contradiction; it plays rather nice into creepy Christian free will apologetics.

God has all the power and he lets Satan run amok here. This is because we need to have the choice to rape and kill people (and the ability to actually act on it) in order for God to know if we really love him, cuz who wants robot friends, amirite? Never mind ignoring mind reading powers to glean this information; it doesn't count unless an actual rape or murder happens, because mysterious ways.

This is why I let my daughters beat the hell out of each other without intervening, because I need to know which of them really love me by watching how they treat each other. Fucking hell, YHWH.
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21-07-2016, 07:43 AM
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21-07-2016, 12:01 PM
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(21-07-2016 07:43 AM)TheGulegon Wrote:  [Image: god-came-church-sign.jpg]

Sounds like God needs to drink more water, if it's all white and powdery.
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21-07-2016, 05:49 PM
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21-07-2016, 08:19 PM
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That's horrifying on many, many levels.

"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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22-07-2016, 05:39 AM
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(21-07-2016 05:49 PM)cactus Wrote:  [Image: priest-or-pokeball_o_261739.jpg]

Maybe it is because my mind spends a lot of time in the gutter. Or maybe it is that I was already too old for pokemon when it hit. I see a priest (adult) getting head from someone a lot smaller. A midget maybe?Tongue
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22-07-2016, 04:48 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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