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30-07-2016, 06:48 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
There's a difference???


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31-07-2016, 04:33 AM
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Nothing to do with religion but I used to write code for a living. I had this sign in my cubicle.

Are we gonna do some real programming or is this gonna be another bug hunt?

If you've seen the movie Aliens you'll get it. Smile

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31-07-2016, 06:22 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(31-07-2016 04:33 AM)f stop Wrote:  Nothing to do with religion but I used to write code for a living. I had this sign in my cubicle.

Are we gonna do some real programming or is this gonna be another bug hunt?

If you've seen the movie Aliens you'll get it. Smile

Nuke it from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure.....

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31-07-2016, 07:40 AM
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(30-07-2016 10:12 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(30-07-2016 10:07 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  [Image: 1469892355-20160730.png]

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The messiah shall implement distributed version control!

if (Jesus.relationship == acceptAsLordAndSavior && Sins.status == repented && Belief.sincerity != justFakingItForPascalsWager)
{
GoToHeaven();
}
else
{
GoToHell();
}


Note: this branch is contained in a very large switch statement of different versions of Christianity. Each version is given a label for the system to read like "Lutheran.MissouriSynod" or "Baptist.IndependantFundamental", but the human-readable label for each is "The one TRUE version".
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31-07-2016, 08:35 AM
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[Image: AfterSchoolSatan.jpg]

TST's new after school program to be contemporary with Christian after-school clubs for elementary kids.

The acronym is priceless.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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31-07-2016, 10:02 AM
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(31-07-2016 08:35 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: AfterSchoolSatan.jpg]

TST's new after school program to be contemporary with Christian after-school clubs for elementary kids.

The acronym is priceless.

They really are the best trolls. I once kept a copy of their children's activity book on my desk as a conversation starter. Plus their campaigns tend to be excellent causes, such as child protection from abuse in states where corporal punishment is still allowed in schools, the right to accurate medical information, etc.

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01-08-2016, 06:19 AM
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01-08-2016, 04:40 PM (This post was last modified: 01-08-2016 07:07 PM by Shai Hulud.)
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
I've always been glad to not know anyone who vocally said stuff like this:
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Then I looked at my FB feed and saw this (offender's name edited):
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Given how Scripture was compiled, changed, etc. this made me laugh.

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02-08-2016, 11:10 AM
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02-08-2016, 01:44 PM
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(31-07-2016 04:33 AM)f stop Wrote:  Nothing to do with religion but I used to write code for a living. I had this sign in my cubicle.

Are we gonna do some real programming or is this gonna be another bug hunt?

If you've seen the movie Aliens you'll get it. Smile

(31-07-2016 06:22 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(31-07-2016 04:33 AM)f stop Wrote:  Nothing to do with religion but I used to write code for a living. I had this sign in my cubicle.

Are we gonna do some real programming or is this gonna be another bug hunt?

If you've seen the movie Aliens you'll get it. Smile

Nuke it from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure.....

Seeing this from you guys...other than a few personal knick knacks and mugs, I've been redoing my office for a themed approach for Fall. The theme? Alien vs. Predator (or Alien, AvP, and Predator).

Have facehuggers (3 coming out of eggs, 2 loose, 2 in tubes with LED lights), alien eggs (3 closed, 3 open with facehuggers in them), 2 newborn xenomorphs when they're just at chestburster stage, 6 adult xenomorphs (5 black, 1 red), 4 Predator mini-mates, 4 big predator figures, 2 regular action figure sized Predators, the ship from Prometheus, dropship from Aliens, APC from Aliens, and Space Jockey from the original Alien.
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