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21-10-2016, 05:40 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(21-10-2016 04:35 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(21-10-2016 04:25 AM)morondog Wrote:  Wasn't it *Jesus* who was immaculately conceived?

No, it was Mary. According to Catholic dogma, when Mary was conceived god prevented her from "inheriting" original sin so she was born pure. It has nothing to do with the virgin birth which produced Jesus.

Since she had no original sin, and supposedly led a sinless life, and death is the penalty for sin that means she could not die which is the basis for the assumption which has her "taken up" rather than dying.

Catholic dogma is even more fucked up than most people realize.

What about Joseph then? If you as a deity are gonna make yourself a super-duper wife who is sinless and pure, why'd you let some random sinful carpenter type marry her after you shagged her and before the baby is born? Seems a bit dubious this whole deal...

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21-10-2016, 05:45 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(21-10-2016 05:40 AM)morondog Wrote:  What about Joseph then? If you as a deity are gonna make yourself a super-duper wife who is sinless and pure, why'd you let some random sinful carpenter type marry her after you shagged her and before the baby is born? Seems a bit dubious this whole deal...

Obviously Yahweh was a deadbeat dad. He had his fun and then let Joseph deal with raising the kid.

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21-10-2016, 06:25 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(21-10-2016 05:45 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(21-10-2016 05:40 AM)morondog Wrote:  What about Joseph then? If you as a deity are gonna make yourself a super-duper wife who is sinless and pure, why'd you let some random sinful carpenter type marry her after you shagged her and before the baby is born? Seems a bit dubious this whole deal...

Obviously Yahweh was a deadbeat dad. He had his fun and then let Joseph deal with raising the kid.
Kind got lucky then. Dad was dangerous if the record is correct. Killed a lot of people over a design flaw that was His fault.
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21-10-2016, 11:19 AM
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22-10-2016, 09:53 AM
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22-10-2016, 10:41 AM
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(22-10-2016 09:53 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: GzYzunL.jpg]

Too bad there are people out there who will actually believe that crap. Facepalm
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22-10-2016, 11:04 AM
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(22-10-2016 10:41 AM)pablo Wrote:  
(22-10-2016 09:53 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: GzYzunL.jpg]

Too bad there are people out there who will actually believe that crap. Facepalm

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22-10-2016, 12:17 PM
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(22-10-2016 09:53 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: GzYzunL.jpg]

I suppose this is my Bible, now if only I could find all the shit this guy is talking about.

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22-10-2016, 02:13 PM
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(22-10-2016 10:41 AM)pablo Wrote:  
(22-10-2016 09:53 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: GzYzunL.jpg]

Too bad there are people out there who will actually believe that crap. Facepalm
I forget where I got it, but pretty sure it was originally posted in the context that someone had believed it...heh.

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(22-10-2016 09:53 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: GzYzunL.jpg]

I suppose this is my Bible, now if only I could find all the shit this guy is talking about.

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Ancient artifacts! I remember using them, my students, however, do not.

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22-10-2016, 03:15 PM
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Slide rules, them's ancient artifacts now!

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