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07-12-2012, 09:19 PM
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The rules to Christen Scrabble: speaking in tongues edition


Rule 1 : all words must be pronounceable with a straight
face.


Rule 2: sexually suggestive words are worth double (Catholic
edition: triple points)


Rule 3 : words cannot be definable using any know
dictionary.


Rule 4: references to cartoon shows such as “yabadaba-do
are perfectly acceptable


Rule 5: drinking is strongly encouraged during the game, to preserve
sanity.





prohibited activates during the game include: handling venomous
snakes, twitching on the floor ,rolling in the ales , throwing up your arms whilst
saying “PRASE JESUSE!” and, extorting
money from other players. If you have any questions please ask Jesus because I don’t
care.


We hope you enjoy Scrabble Christen edition.
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07-12-2012, 11:19 PM
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(06-12-2012 06:16 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  [Image: 486242_418589234881060_1209014928_n.jpg]

I want that shirt!
i'd love it until someone punches me in the face for being a hardcore christian and I have to turn around and explain they should feel bad for it being christian bale. "MAN if you only look at the back before punching me! You're bad... AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."

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07-12-2012, 11:31 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2012 11:35 PM by Logisch.)
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Also...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-on-...o-g,28507/
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09-12-2012, 10:40 PM
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I always liked this one.

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"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

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09-12-2012, 10:44 PM
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There you go, Carlo. Is this it?

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09-12-2012, 11:30 PM
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(09-12-2012 10:44 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  [Image: 752410.jpg]

There you go, Carlo. Is this it?

Yup

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

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10-12-2012, 11:47 AM
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10-12-2012, 04:31 PM
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11-12-2012, 11:57 AM
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I have to say that to rationalize this passage is ignorant. You are not applying any critical thinking in your defense of this biblical passage. I feel Sorry for you. I know that you are someone that thanks "GOD" for all the good in your life and passes off the bad to the "DEVIL". Really Praise yourself for the effort and the good in your life and hold yourself and others (that are the cause) responsible for the bad. It took me a long time to awake from the fallacy of faith but if you critically think about what you support - you too - can find peace.

(01-06-2011 10:23 AM)theophilus Wrote:  
(25-05-2011 03:05 PM)The Holy Goat Wrote:  Here's another from one of my favourite Bible stories.

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Whoever made this picture didn't study carefully what the Bible said. There are two things he didn't understand.

First, there is the reason for the attack. The children said, "Go up, thou bald head." He focused on the reference to Elisha's baldness, but he overlooked completely the meaning of the words "Go up." Shortly before this Elijah had been carried into heaven by God. The children were expressing their disbelief in this by challenging Elisha to go up as Elijah had. This was the reason they were punished.

Second, he pictures the children as being very young. This isn't necessarily the case. When the Israelites refused to enter the promised land because of fear God declared that that generation would die in the wilderness and their children would enter the land instead. Look as exactly what he said, in Numbers 14:29-31:
Quote:Your carcases shall fall in this wilderness; and all that were numbered of you, according to your whole number, from twenty years old and upward which have murmured against me. Doubtless ye shall not come into the land, concerning which I sware to make you dwell therein, save Caleb the son of Jephunneh, and Joshua the son of Nun. But your little ones, which ye said should be a prey, them will I bring in, and they shall know the land which ye have despised.
Those who will enter the land are called "little ones" which sound as if they were small children, but in fact the term means anyone below the age of 20. The same thing is true of the "little children" who were attacked by the bears. They could in fact have been 18 or 19 years old, which would make them adults by today's standards.

Often when people criticize the Bible it is because they don't understand what it says. When you think that something in the Bible is wrong it would be a good idea to do some research to make sure you really understand it. You can find a lot of good commentaries online here:

http://biblecommenter.com/
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11-12-2012, 09:12 PM
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