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03-01-2017, 03:31 PM (This post was last modified: 03-01-2017 03:35 PM by Shai Hulud.)
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
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Edit: Because I figure you heathens will get a kick out of this like I did...a youth minister acquaintance posted this just now on Facebook (put it on Imgur):

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04-01-2017, 03:46 PM
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04-01-2017, 06:50 PM
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(04-01-2017 03:46 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  [Image: bb7fffc51e0b08a8084ada27e2eda932.jpg]

It's uncanny...
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05-01-2017, 01:26 AM (This post was last modified: 05-01-2017 01:31 AM by f stop.)
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(03-01-2017 03:31 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: cLDc3rR.png]
  1. Where do you get your morals?
    • From my DNA. Moral behavior is a product of EVOLUTION.
  2. It takes just as much faith to be an atheist as it does to be a believer!
    • Don’t believe everything Frank Turek writes.
  3. God loves you anyway.
    • OK. Does that mean I won’t go to hell if I’m wrong?
  4. There are no atheists in foxholes.
    • The foxholes I was in had at least one.
  5. You’re doing the devil’s work!
    • I don’t believe in the devil either.
  6. You’ll grow out of your rebellious phase.
    • I’m 72 years old and have been an atheist for 55 years. If this is a phase it’s a damned long one.
  7. How arrogant.
    • Pot calling the kettle black #1.
  8. What’s stopping you from going on a crime spree right now?
    • I’m a moral person. If that’s not enough for you there are police, prosecutors, judges, juries and an overcrowded prison system.
  9. But you HAVE to believe in something!
    • Right! Let’s start with LOGIC and go from there.
  10. If you read [religious text], you’d change your mind.
    • I read your religious text. It changed my mind. That’s how I came to be an atheist.
  11. So you want to outlaw all religion?
    • And booze and cigarettes and Republicans and … Sorry. Got carried away there. I’ll settle for freedom of religion which includes freedom from religion.
  12. You can’t prove there’s no God!
    • I never claimed I could. Neither can you prove there is one.
  13. Pascal’s Wager
    • Uh, right!
  14. Hitler/Stalin/Pol Pot was an atheist too, you know.
    • Argumentium ad hominem argument. By the way, Hitler was Roman Catholic.
  15. You are so closed minded.
    • Pot calling the kettle black #2.
  16. You’re what’s wrong with society today.
    • Ad hominem attack. Religion has been what’s wrong with society since the invention of language.
  17. Atheism is a religion, too!
    • Not according to Webster’s Dictionary. Look it up.
  18. Aren’t you afraid of hell?
    • Afraid of a place that doesn’t exist?
  19. What are you going to tell your children?
    • The truth.
  20. Stop being intolerant of my beliefs!
    • Pot calling the kettle black #3.
  21. 95% of the world believes in God. Doesn’t that say something?
    • It says you don’t know what an argumentum ad populum is. There was a time when 95% of the world believed the earth was flat. Do you believe the earth is flat?
  22. The evidence for God is all around you!
    • Such as?
  23. I feel sorry for you, not having a reason to live.
    • I feel sorry for you, you have a reason to die.
  24. I’ll pray for you.
    • I’ll think for you.
  25. God doesn’t believe in atheists, either.
    • I'm sorry! I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any further. This is just getting too silly.




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05-01-2017, 01:46 AM
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F Stop, he was mocking the people who come here using those bad arguments, y'know.

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05-01-2017, 01:54 AM
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05-01-2017, 02:16 AM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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05-01-2017, 12:01 PM
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Some people need to watch movies:
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From my FB feed, names edited out to protect the...privacy?:
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05-01-2017, 12:23 PM
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(05-01-2017 12:01 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Some people need to watch movies:
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From my FB feed, names edited out to protect the...privacy?:
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Hooooooooooooooly shit, dude.

You have my sympathy. That is why I haven't opened my FB feed in literally weeks.

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05-01-2017, 12:29 PM
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