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16-01-2017, 12:21 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(15-01-2017 11:28 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(15-01-2017 10:22 PM)Chas Wrote:  [Image: AngerDei.jpg]

That looks like the spot where Obi Wan chopped up Aniken. Shocking

"It's over, Lot's Wife... I have the high ground!"

"You underestimate my power!"

"Don't try it!"


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"Yeaaaarrrgghhhh!" *zap*

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16-01-2017, 02:44 AM
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(16-01-2017 12:21 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(15-01-2017 11:28 PM)pablo Wrote:  That looks like the spot where Obi Wan chopped up Aniken. Shocking

"It's over, Lot's Wife... I have the high ground!"

"You underestimate my power!"

"Don't try it!"


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"Yeaaaarrrgghhhh!" *zap*

You know... the high ground thing... I never really understood that in the movie. It's fucken Jedi! Sure, ordinarily in a fight high ground matters but you can bet your life if it was necessary to advance the plot Anakin could fight at a disadvantage and still at least fuck Obi Wan up a bit. "I have the high ground" is about as much of a threat as "I have a water pistol"... except then Obi Wan *does* fuck him to Kingdom come.

BTW does anyone else like to read "Obi Wan Kenobi" as "Obi wanken Obi?"

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16-01-2017, 04:51 AM
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(16-01-2017 02:44 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(16-01-2017 12:21 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  "It's over, Lot's Wife... I have the high ground!"

"You underestimate my power!"

"Don't try it!"


[Image: giphy.gif]

"Yeaaaarrrgghhhh!" *zap*

You know... the high ground thing... I never really understood that in the movie. It's fucken Jedi! Sure, ordinarily in a fight high ground matters but you can bet your life if it was necessary to advance the plot Anakin could fight at a disadvantage and still at least fuck Obi Wan up a bit. "I have the high ground" is about as much of a threat as "I have a water pistol"... except then Obi Wan *does* fuck him to Kingdom come.

BTW does anyone else like to read "Obi Wan Kenobi" as "Obi wanken Obi?"
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16-01-2017, 08:23 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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16-01-2017, 09:15 AM
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16-01-2017, 09:34 AM
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(16-01-2017 04:51 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  You're trying to get steak out of a soup sandwich, my man. Drinking Beverage

Laugh out load "Fucked up like a soup sandwich" is one of my favorites! Not aimed at you, MD, just a comment on Gawdzilla's comment.
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16-01-2017, 09:41 AM
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(16-01-2017 09:15 AM)Impulse Wrote:  [Image: 37c249af-muhammad-buddha-and-jesus-walk-into-a-bar.jpg]

Except Muhammad very probably did exist and was a warlord who fucked children, so there is that...

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16-01-2017, 11:09 AM
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17-01-2017, 07:54 AM
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(16-01-2017 11:09 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: yHW7x9m.png?1]

I don't know why not. The Bible says Jesus drives one, but he doesn't brag about it:

John 12:49
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

I guess someone else outed him.
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17-01-2017, 08:15 AM
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(16-01-2017 02:44 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(16-01-2017 12:21 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  "It's over, Lot's Wife... I have the high ground!"

"You underestimate my power!"

"Don't try it!"


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"Yeaaaarrrgghhhh!" *zap*

You know... the high ground thing... I never really understood that in the movie. It's fucken Jedi! Sure, ordinarily in a fight high ground matters but you can bet your life if it was necessary to advance the plot Anakin could fight at a disadvantage and still at least fuck Obi Wan up a bit. "I have the high ground" is about as much of a threat as "I have a water pistol"... except then Obi Wan *does* fuck him to Kingdom come.

BTW does anyone else like to read "Obi Wan Kenobi" as "Obi wanken Obi?"

High ground really only matters with ranged weapons, as the angle of attack allows the higher of the two to maintain both cover and concealment while firing/shooting at exposed targets, while the lower of the two not only loses said angle but must compete with gravity which, in the case of firearms and even more so with bows, can throw off long distance shots for inexperienced shooters or possibly even put them out of range.

So yeah, I can't imagine how it would have mattered in a lightsabre duel between people that can essentially fly.

The "Only a sith deals in absolutes" statement from the same fight also pissed me off, itself being an absolute.

Jedi are so irrational :/

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