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17-01-2017, 08:39 AM
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(17-01-2017 08:15 AM)yakherder Wrote:  Jedi are so irrational :/

Gray Jedi are the best. They walk the line, avoiding the absolutism of the Jedi and Sith.

The term Gray Jedi, or Gray, had two meanings. First, it was used by Jedi and Sith to describe Force-users who walked the line between the light and dark sides of the Force without surrendering to the dark side, and second, it described Jedi who distanced themselves from the Jedi High Council and operated outside the strictures of the Jedi Code. However, those who were considered to be true Gray Jedi met both qualifications and did not belong to any particular Force tradition. One example was Jolee Bindo, a former Jedi Padawan and a Gray Jedi that served the Old Republic.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gray_Jedi

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17-01-2017, 09:50 AM
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(17-01-2017 07:54 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(16-01-2017 11:09 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: yHW7x9m.png?1]

I don't know why not. The Bible says Jesus drives one, but he doesn't brag about it:

John 12:49
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

I guess someone else outed him.

Oh so very well played man. Laughed so hard.

(17-01-2017 08:15 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(16-01-2017 02:44 AM)morondog Wrote:  You know... the high ground thing... I never really understood that in the movie. It's fucken Jedi! Sure, ordinarily in a fight high ground matters but you can bet your life if it was necessary to advance the plot Anakin could fight at a disadvantage and still at least fuck Obi Wan up a bit. "I have the high ground" is about as much of a threat as "I have a water pistol"... except then Obi Wan *does* fuck him to Kingdom come.

BTW does anyone else like to read "Obi Wan Kenobi" as "Obi wanken Obi?"

High ground really only matters with ranged weapons, as the angle of attack allows the higher of the two to maintain both cover and concealment while firing/shooting at exposed targets, while the lower of the two not only loses said angle but must compete with gravity which, in the case of firearms and even more so with bows, can throw off long distance shots for inexperienced shooters or possibly even put them out of range.

So yeah, I can't imagine how it would have mattered in a lightsabre duel between people that can essentially fly.

The "Only a sith deals in absolutes" statement from the same fight also pissed me off, itself being an absolute.

Jedi are so irrational :/

So is Jesus a Sith?

(17-01-2017 08:39 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(17-01-2017 08:15 AM)yakherder Wrote:  Jedi are so irrational :/

Gray Jedi are the best. They walk the line, avoiding the absolutism of the Jedi and Sith.

The term Gray Jedi, or Gray, had two meanings. First, it was used by Jedi and Sith to describe Force-users who walked the line between the light and dark sides of the Force without surrendering to the dark side, and second, it described Jedi who distanced themselves from the Jedi High Council and operated outside the strictures of the Jedi Code. However, those who were considered to be true Gray Jedi met both qualifications and did not belong to any particular Force tradition. One example was Jolee Bindo, a former Jedi Padawan and a Gray Jedi that served the Old Republic.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gray_Jedi

Love the Imperial Knights in particular, from the Legacy era. The Force sensitive Gray adepts who succeeded the old Imperial Royal Guards, wielding lightsabers, Force powers, and the excellent update of the classic red armor.

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17-01-2017, 09:58 AM
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17-01-2017, 09:59 AM
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(17-01-2017 09:50 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  So is Jesus a Sith?

Any Sith worth a shit would have used Jedi telekinesis to get himself off of that cross and been like "I am not the carpenter you are looking for."

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17-01-2017, 06:59 PM
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Edit: Didn't see a picture, but I see now that RobbyPants beat me to it! Dang youuuuuu!

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20-01-2017, 10:48 AM
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21-01-2017, 03:03 PM
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22-01-2017, 03:11 PM
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22-01-2017, 04:24 PM
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