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19-06-2017, 04:26 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
Who else read that panel and immediately thought Catch-22? Couldn't have been just me...

"“Dunbar loved shooting skeet because he hated every minute of it and the time passed so slowly. He had figured out that a single hour on the skeet-shooting range with people like Havermeyer and Appleby could be worth as much as eleven-times-seventeen years.

“I think you’re crazy,” was the way Clevinger had responded to Dunbar’s discovery.

“Who wants to know?” Dunbar answered.

“I mean it,” Clevinger insisted.

“Who cares?” Dunbar answered.

“I really do. I’ll even go as far as to concede that life seems longer i—“

“—is longer i—“

“—is longer—IS longer? All right, is longer if it’s filled with periods of boredom and discomfort, b—“

“Guess how fast?” Dunbar said suddenly.

“Huh?”

“They go,” Dunbar explained.

“Who?”

“Years.”

“Years?”

“Years,” said Dunbar. “Years, years, years.”

“Do you know how long a year takes when it’s going away?” Dunbar asked Clevinger. “This long.” He snapped his fingers. “A second ago you were stepping into college with your lungs full of fresh air. Today you’re an old man.”

“Old?” asked Clevinger with surprise. “What are you talking about?”

“Old.”

“I’m not old.”

“You’re inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip! They go rocketing by so fast. How the hell else are you ever going to slow time down?” Dunbar was almost angry when he finished.

“Well, maybe it is true,” Clevinger conceded unwillingly in a subdued tone. Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it’s to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?”

“I do,” Dunbar told him.

“Why?” Clevinger asked.

“What else is there?”"


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19-06-2017, 04:36 PM (This post was last modified: 19-06-2017 07:21 PM by Revenant77x.)
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Is this humor bit over the forum limit?

Hey, I'm sure it happened at least once!
Father, Son and the Holy Flutter?
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20-06-2017, 11:54 AM
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20-06-2017, 12:19 PM (This post was last modified: 20-06-2017 12:24 PM by Cosmo.)
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20-06-2017, 01:13 PM
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Here you go. I was bored.

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20-06-2017, 02:29 PM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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20-06-2017, 05:26 PM (This post was last modified: 20-06-2017 05:30 PM by RocketSurgeon76.)
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20-06-2017, 07:19 PM
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Love the Cain and Abel dilemma. Not only brothers but one of them is dead. Those are some tough biological odds to overcome when starting a old-testament Christian family.
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20-06-2017, 07:58 PM
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(20-06-2017 05:26 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  [Image: a63485c78b3dbc609ac3b6c53c9c8c43.jpg]

Looks like Adam has moobs. Or is this a pic of Eve? Huh
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20-06-2017, 09:07 PM
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(18-06-2017 08:24 AM)Vera Wrote:  Fidget Spinners

Vera...I'm about to say something that makes me sad. I want to remind everyone I am not an Evangelical...because...

I know an Evangelical Youth Minister who used fidget spinners to try and explain the Trinity to his youth group. No

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