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28-06-2017, 04:44 PM
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28-06-2017, 11:29 PM
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What's the difference between a cow and religion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years...
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29-06-2017, 03:13 AM
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29-06-2017, 10:03 AM
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike
Excreta Tauri Sapientam Fulgeat (The excrement of the bull causes wisdom to flee)
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29-06-2017, 10:50 AM
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Obi Won Is that you!? Shocking

"Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking That is against their interests.
They want obedient workers people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork And just dumb enough to passively accept it."

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29-06-2017, 11:06 AM
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29-06-2017, 11:17 AM
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(26-06-2017 06:02 PM)A. Secular Human Wrote:  
(26-06-2017 03:16 PM)unsapien Wrote:  Sadly this was a real book :

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It's apparently out of print, but the Amazon reviews are freaking awesome!

https://www.amazon.com/Helping-Retarded-...op?ie=UTF8

HOLY SHIT. These reviews are AMAZING. I was having a bad day but these made me smile so much.

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Bylotusmagliteon August 3, 2015
This book failed me. I tried to explain to my retarded nephew about Jesus and God, but he stubbornly banged his head against his cage and went on and on about Pascal's Wager not taking into account Zeus and Odin. When I told him God made bunnies, he just cried about hurricanes and the problem of evil. I'm afraid my nephew is too retarded to understand God.

I'm going to buy him an apiary and some bees. He kept saying the only "sensi-smell" thing to do was to be an "athiarist".

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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29-06-2017, 11:21 AM
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(29-06-2017 10:50 AM)Ruby Crystal Wrote:  [Image: 80529-1461734431.jpg]

Obi Won Is that you!? Shocking
My ex-girlfriend's sister has posted this. My brother replied, explaining who it is. Apparently it didn't sink in, and her friends kept replying things like "Praise Jesus!" and "I'm not ashamed!"
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29-06-2017, 03:24 PM
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(29-06-2017 11:21 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(29-06-2017 10:50 AM)Ruby Crystal Wrote:  [Image: 80529-1461734431.jpg]

Obi Won Is that you!? Shocking
My ex-girlfriend's sister has posted this. My brother replied, explaining who it is. Apparently it didn't sink in, and her friends kept replying things like "Praise Jesus!" and "I'm not ashamed!"

Proves just how much the image of Jesus is. A blond haired, white, blue eyed guy.

But, when I first saw this picture, I knew it was a Jedi. Just took a minuet to sink in who it was. Laugh out load

"Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking That is against their interests.
They want obedient workers people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork And just dumb enough to passively accept it."

- George Carlin
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29-06-2017, 06:07 PM
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(29-06-2017 03:24 PM)Ruby Crystal Wrote:  Proves just how much the image of Jesus is. A blond haired, white, blue eyed guy.

But, when I first saw this picture, I knew it was a Jedi. Just took a minuet to sink in who it was. Laugh out load

Even as a good little Christian boy, I "knew" Jesus wasn't an attractive man. Isaiah 53 mentions something about him being pretty damn ugly physically. I may be straight, but I can see that Ewan McGregor isn't an ugly man.

I remember asking how he could have had long hair as in the paintings in church because he didn't take a nazirite vow. Yeah... that didn't go over well, either.
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