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11-07-2017, 06:44 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(11-07-2017 06:12 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(11-07-2017 05:38 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  Not a funny picture but just a comment to M. Linoge's blessing cartoon---I don't "get" blessing food. Too many blessings I hear just make me feel like they are trying to hedge their bets against food poisoning. Which is incredibly insulting to the cook. "Wait, wait, don't start eating until we've blessed the food..."
How do the fat-ass priests get the right to demand "donations" from the public if they don't have some bull-shit "job" to do, like keeping the public safe from ptomaine?

And blessing babies, which doesn't seem to have any effect at all even in the religious mind. You're still a sinner anyway.
Then there is the blessing of adult relationships. "The church gives you permission, so you are no longer going to Hell for fornication."
Funerals. Because you just can't put your dead in the ground without a stranger reading out loud from the only book he's ever read.

Birth, unions, death. When the religious managed to slither their rituals around those cornerstones of life, they secured their power in society.

"Old men make old words holy. - A fool may scrawl on a slate and if no one has the wit to wipe it clean for a thousand years the scrawl becomes the wisdom of ages."

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11-07-2017, 10:26 PM
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Enhanced interrogation

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12-07-2017, 12:34 PM
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Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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12-07-2017, 01:57 PM
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(11-07-2017 10:26 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Enhanced interrogation

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At least it wasn't a tub of KY.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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12-07-2017, 03:29 PM
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(12-07-2017 12:34 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  [Image: 4417ee3a40167822be1a5998290ac770.jpg]

I must be Episcopalian, now. Did you taste that water?!
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12-07-2017, 03:45 PM
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(11-07-2017 06:44 PM)M. Linoge Wrote:  And blessing babies, which doesn't seem to have any effect at all even in the religious mind. You're still a sinner anyway.
They sell the blessing for babies (donations accepted!) and have cornered the market on not having your baby's skull pave the streets of Hell. Lovely concept, lovely people who didn't blink at using it to terrorize new mothers.
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13-07-2017, 06:47 AM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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14-07-2017, 01:40 AM
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14-07-2017, 09:34 AM
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yes, please disregard those huge tracts of untenable bullshit over there, those complete logical fallacies in that corner, and the man behind the curtian.
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14-07-2017, 08:40 PM
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