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18-07-2017, 04:07 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
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18-07-2017, 07:30 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(18-07-2017 04:07 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  [Image: 46d53a16f4a496ad165e51eb3a68f96c--religi...-humor.jpg]

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It does seem odd, since God doesn't like handicapped people:

"Leviticus 21

16 The LORD said to Moses, 17 “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. 18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; 19 no man with a crippled foot or hand, 20 or who is hunchbacked or dwarfed, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. 21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the offerings made to the LORD by fire. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God."

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18-07-2017, 07:56 PM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
Sorry for this one not being laughable. Seemed like a good place to post it anyway:

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18-07-2017, 10:38 PM
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(17-07-2017 07:31 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Coyote has a point. Humans do come from beavers. Wink
Now you've done it. I had to explain that to my wife. Facepalm

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19-07-2017, 01:36 AM
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19-07-2017, 05:14 AM
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19-07-2017, 06:20 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(01-07-2017 09:25 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:44 PM)JesseB Wrote:  So.... These aren't pictures (hope that's ok) but I get a laugh at religion about them. Especially since I sometimes go out on Sunday morning blasting them on the radio as I drive by churches (cough)



Had to give you a Like because Garfunkel & Oates are just so much fun and so hot.

(18-07-2017 07:30 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  
(18-07-2017 04:07 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  [Image: 46d53a16f4a496ad165e51eb3a68f96c--religi...-humor.jpg]

[Image: 9680abda2fe2d14601b87ba4573ecf33--athies...-jokes.jpg]

[Image: f8256f754996ac6ba59b9d21dba1da8a--religi...-humor.jpg]

It does seem odd, since God doesn't like handicapped people:

"Leviticus 21

16 The LORD said to Moses, 17 “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. 18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; 19 no man with a crippled foot or hand, 20 or who is hunchbacked or dwarfed, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. 21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the offerings made to the LORD by fire. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God."

Next time the neighbor asks to go to church with him, I'm soooo using that...


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19-07-2017, 06:33 AM
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(18-07-2017 07:30 PM)‘outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  ...or damaged testicles.

God does have a strange sense of humor bordering on the lunatic.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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19-07-2017, 06:40 AM
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(01-07-2017 09:25 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(01-07-2017 07:44 PM)JesseB Wrote:  So.... These aren't pictures (hope that's ok) but I get a laugh at religion about them. Especially since I sometimes go out on Sunday morning blasting them on the radio as I drive by churches (cough)



Had to give you a Like because Garfunkel & Oates are just so much fun and so hot.

(19-07-2017 06:33 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(18-07-2017 07:30 PM)‘outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  ...or damaged testicles.

God does have a strange sense of humor bordering on the lunatic.
They're not damaged, but I did have a vasectomy.

That count??


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19-07-2017, 07:24 AM
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(19-07-2017 06:33 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(18-07-2017 07:30 PM)‘outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  ...or damaged testicles.

God does have a strange sense of humor bordering on the lunatic.

"I command you to mutilate your penis -- but if your testicles are damaged, stay away from me!"
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