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06-08-2017, 10:19 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
Missed quote

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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06-08-2017, 10:21 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(06-08-2017 06:38 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(06-08-2017 05:08 AM)Captain Congo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1502017548886.jpg]

Martha's justifiably confused. She ran a child sex slave ring for over fifty years, starting by selling her twin daughters to a friend of her pimp and working her way up the line until she controlled the North American sex trade. O-rin Ishii was a fan of her. But on her death bed she accepted Jesus as her saviour. Totally stunned that that shit actually worked she entered Heaven and now will spend eternity looking down into Hell where the children she sold are burning for all eternity because their owners wouldn't let a priest near them.

True story. Drinking Beverage

And that children is how you make up a story, to prove your point.

The very essence of all religions...

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06-08-2017, 10:31 AM
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(06-08-2017 10:21 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(06-08-2017 06:38 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  Martha's justifiably confused. She ran a child sex slave ring for over fifty years, starting by selling her twin daughters to a friend of her pimp and working her way up the line until she controlled the North American sex trade. O-rin Ishii was a fan of her. But on her death bed she accepted Jesus as her saviour. Totally stunned that that shit actually worked she entered Heaven and now will spend eternity looking down into Hell where the children she sold are burning for all eternity because their owners wouldn't let a priest near them.

True story. Drinking Beverage

And that children is how you make up a story, to prove your point.

The very essence of all religions...
But what point were you trying to make?
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06-08-2017, 10:33 AM
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(06-08-2017 10:31 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(06-08-2017 10:21 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  And that children is how you make up a story, to prove your point.

The very essence of all religions...
But what point were you trying to make?

That you nailed it.

It's a compliment...
Tongue

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06-08-2017, 10:59 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
You can understand my confusion then.

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06-08-2017, 02:16 PM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2017 03:13 PM by BackSlider.)
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Chit on this subject I'm sooo easy!
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Nass hub cap!
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06-08-2017, 04:57 PM
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(06-08-2017 02:16 PM)BackSlider Wrote:  [Image: 12087991_835549676543982_1183320543367742142_n.jpg]


Chit on this subject I'm sooo easy!
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Nass hub cap!
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I've always wanted to see "redneck last supper"... In the original, the ark of the covenant is in the foreground - which could be transposed into an old TV complete with rabbit ear antenna... Buckets of KFC, Budweiser and packs of cigarettes and ash trays on the table... Jesus in overalls wearing a John Deere hat.....

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06-08-2017, 08:11 PM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2017 08:25 PM by outtathereligioncloset.)
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
Too true to laugh at:

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Oops. edited. wrong thread.

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09-08-2017, 09:33 PM
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I .just.can't.even...

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10-08-2017, 11:08 AM
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