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02-10-2017, 08:09 AM
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(02-10-2017 07:32 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(01-10-2017 11:45 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Not completely true. In Revelation Road, all that was left was a dusty shit and Thief in th Night they just vanished. I think that the other ones their clothes were still here.

Which makes me wonder something.......if all non parts of their bodies were left, shouldn't there be like pacemakers, nipple studs, and tampons laying around too? Consider

Ew. I hope they don't expect us atheists to clean that shit up.
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02-10-2017, 09:57 AM
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(02-10-2017 08:09 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(02-10-2017 07:32 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Ew. I hope they don't expect us atheists to clean that shit up.
I'd collect it all and put in a museum. "They left their best parts behind." Drinking Beverage

Unless they are correct and the fun stuff would still be on the ones left behind. All they would leave behind is clothing and skid marked underwear. The pacemakers, body jewelry, and other things would not be there to find.
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02-10-2017, 02:22 PM
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(02-10-2017 09:57 AM)Birdguy1979 Wrote:  
(02-10-2017 08:09 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  I'd collect it all and put in a museum. "They left their best parts behind." Drinking Beverage

Unless they are correct and the fun stuff would still be on the ones left behind. All they would leave behind is clothing and skid marked underwear. The pacemakers, body jewelry, and other things would not be there to find.

If the Mormons are correct, would the magic underwear be left behind? Consider

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03-10-2017, 05:19 PM
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(30-09-2017 09:17 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(27-09-2017 09:52 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: yOsbsRJ.png]

Laugh out load

We get atheists pretending to be theists...but that’s already been done by you. Wink

I’m convinced, you are a disbeliever at heart.

Not quite FC, not quite. Wink Wanna know a secret? I get a lot of material for this thread from Catholic Memes and Memes for Jesus. Tongue

(30-09-2017 01:09 PM)Birdguy1979 Wrote:  
(27-09-2017 09:52 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: yOsbsRJ.png]

Don't they all have to be naked though? At least in all the Christian movies reviewed by God Aweful Movies, the people are gone but the clothing remains.

I think it depends on your interpretation of it? My church doesn't even teach a Rapture period...also now nipple studs and tampons being left behind are going to be on my mind now.


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03-10-2017, 05:25 PM
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(03-10-2017 05:19 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Not quite FC, not quite. Wink Wanna know a secret? I get a lot of material for this thread from Catholic Memes and Memes for Jesus. Tongue

I think you're a part of the very secretive group, Oopsy Daisy. Like Opus Dei, but insist on calling the Pope "Frankie."
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03-10-2017, 05:28 PM
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(03-10-2017 05:19 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  [Image: yPi3FF7.png]

T, H, and R have already been exposed so they can't be any of the missing letters
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03-10-2017, 05:38 PM (This post was last modified: 03-10-2017 05:42 PM by Shai Hulud.)
RE: Favourite pictures for a laugh at religion...
(03-10-2017 05:25 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I think you're a part of the very secretive group, Oopsy Daisy. Like Opus Dei, but insist on calling the Pope "Frankie."

I do know people who call him "Papa Frank". Yes Though I use Pope Francis.

(03-10-2017 05:28 PM)unfogged Wrote:  T, H, and R have already been exposed so they can't be any of the missing letters
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Well fiddlesticks...guy who made that image screwed up I think, given those have to be the remaining letters...now I have to go be pedantic on Facebook. Tongue Edit: People beat me to it. Forgive me unfogged, for I have sinned. I didn't read the comments before taking an image.

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03-10-2017, 07:45 PM
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(30-09-2017 09:07 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(30-09-2017 08:13 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  [Image: addtext_com_MTAxMzI0NTIxNg.jpg]

Sadly, they don't grow that way.

Sadly, they occasionally do.

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03-10-2017, 07:47 PM
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(01-10-2017 11:45 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(30-09-2017 01:09 PM)Birdguy1979 Wrote:  Don't they all have to be naked though? At least in all the Christian movies reviewed by God Aweful Movies, the people are gone but the clothing remains.

Not completely true. In Revelation Road, all that was left was a dusty shit and Thief in th Night they just vanished. I think that the other ones their clothes were still here.

Which makes me wonder something.......if all non parts of their bodies were left, shouldn't there be like pacemakers, nipple studs, and tampons laying around too? Consider

And joint replacements, plates, screws, fillings, implants, ... Gasp

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03-10-2017, 07:50 PM
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I'll take all the spare cell phones.

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