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14-07-2015, 03:23 PM
Fear of peeing
I am an avid christian, but I also have a fear of
peeing when somebody is watching... I just can't get a single drop out.

Does it say anywhere in the bible that God doesn't watch when I pee?
If it doesn't, then I might explode...
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14-07-2015, 03:25 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
Sorry, but if god is omnipresent, then he is embedded in your pee and in the toilet where it falls.

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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14-07-2015, 03:30 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
(14-07-2015 03:25 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Sorry, but if god is omnipresent, then he is embedded in your pee and in the toilet where it falls.

Great, now I can't pee Confused
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14-07-2015, 03:32 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
Here Typho, Stare at this for a few minutes:



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14-07-2015, 03:40 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
I have a fear of seeing someone else peeing. Sadcryface
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14-07-2015, 03:50 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
God's okay with pee--it's periods he can't stand...
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14-07-2015, 03:50 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
(14-07-2015 03:25 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Sorry, but if god is omnipresent, then he is embedded in your pee and in the toilet where it falls.

Yep, that's why we can talk about ur innate knowledge of God.

....

*flees for dear punning life*
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14-07-2015, 03:51 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
(14-07-2015 03:23 PM)Typho2k Wrote:  I am an avid christian, but I also have a fear of
peeing when somebody is watching... I just can't get a single drop out.

Does it say anywhere in the bible that God doesn't watch when I pee?
If it doesn't, then I might explode...

This is a common psychological condition. I'm guessing you're a guy. I've known a couple of guys with this problem and one was an atheist. Some people call it "shy kidney" syndrome and it's usually a guy thing because guys pee next to each other. I've never known a woman with this problem.

Get a little therapy and it will eventually resolve itself.

God pees and shits on everyone in the cesspool of the bible.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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14-07-2015, 03:55 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
If this is a real problem for you, you're not alone.


http://www.uncommonhelp.me/articles/how-...-syndrome/

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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14-07-2015, 04:04 PM
RE: Fear of peeing
(14-07-2015 03:50 PM)jennybee Wrote:  God's okay with pee--it's periods he can't stand...

There's nothing he doesn't like

1 Kings 16:11
And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

2 Kings 9:8
For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

1 Samuel 25:22
So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

etc

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