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15-07-2015, 08:39 AM
RE: Fear of peeing
Didn't Jesus say something about blessed are the peemakers?

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15-07-2015, 09:29 AM
RE: Fear of peeing
(14-07-2015 03:50 PM)jennybee Wrote:  God's okay with pee--it's periods he can't stand...


He must really hate colons.
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15-07-2015, 09:46 AM
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(15-07-2015 08:35 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(15-07-2015 07:40 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Yes, a non-unleavened vag is unseemly in the sight of the Lord Laugh out load

Thus the Good Shepherd guided mankind to make medicine - particularly fluconazole - to treat those leavened vajays.


Everybody pees. Everybody poops. Everybody has a vagina or a penis, the occasional person has both. Just turn on the water faucet and use a stall instead of a urinal if it bothers you so badly.

I peed while reading this thread. Drinking Beverage

I know we're all laughing at this but my male friend who suffered from this condition had a hell of a time when he was in public bathrooms. He was always worried that there wouldn't be doors on the stalls in the guys bathroom, if this was the case he simply couldn't pee. It was always on his mind. I don't know if he ever went to a psychologist. He needed some help. Nice guy otherwise.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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15-07-2015, 09:59 AM
RE: Fear of peeing
(15-07-2015 08:39 AM)ArchibaldFunkdust Wrote:  Didn't Jesus say something about blessed are the peemakers?




"Theology made no provision for evolution. The biblical authors had missed the most important revelation of all! Could it be that they were not really privy to the thoughts of God?" - E. O. Wilson
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15-07-2015, 10:00 AM
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I wouldn't quite call it fear of peeing. It is provably more like performance anxiety.
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15-07-2015, 10:16 AM
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Everybody knows that god is into golden showers. Piss with the full knowledge that you are pleasing the lord. Angel

This thread would be way more fun if I had a beer to go with it.... probably more relevant, too. Drinking Beverage

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15-07-2015, 10:29 AM
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15-07-2015, 11:38 AM
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Jennybee - That left me feeling significantly dumber, yet significantly happier.

Does that mean I'm a Christian now?

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15-07-2015, 11:47 AM
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(15-07-2015 11:38 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Jennybee - That left me feeling significantly dumber, yet significantly happier.

Does that mean I'm a Christian now?

Yes, go now and preach this message of pee pee unto the world and all nations...
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15-07-2015, 12:00 PM
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"For verily, I hath sprayed unto thee..."

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