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06-09-2012, 11:46 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2012 02:39 PM by Phaedrus.)
Fecal Artillery Shell
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Quote:Recently, Marc Abrahams, the founder of the Ig Nobel Prize and the editor of Annals of Improbable Research magazine, has found an amazing invention by Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov from Russia.

“method provides removal of biowaste from the isolated dwelling compartment of military facility by placing them into a insulated vessel and its removal outwards the facility with the insulated vessel by an artillery mount without loss of pressurisation of the dwelling compartment. A device for implementing the said method includes tightly sealed container for containing body wastes and/or other biowastes, made in the form of a container with the possibility of its removing outwards the dwelling compartment and the facility in whole by an artillery mount,” says the patient’s English part. However, Aleksandr Georgievich Semenov has sent Marc Abrahams the full translation of the patient.


In short, you're in a tank, you take a crap in a bag, you put the bag in an artillery shell, then you shoot it at the enemy.


We really are just hi-tech monkeys.

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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06-09-2012, 01:59 PM
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06-09-2012, 02:14 PM
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I need to ask BC about this! Laugh out load

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06-09-2012, 02:19 PM
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Talk about lettin' the shit fly.Ohmy

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06-09-2012, 08:16 PM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2012 09:48 PM by Janus.)
RE: Fecal Artillery Shell
If it's effective I'd prefer it over nukeler tipped artillery shells.
But a tank can carry a couple dozen of the latter, but how much shit can it handle?
I would imagine this would require the tank crews to be additionally trained.
Maybe they could start with rabbit droppings for training purposes before they progress via cow pads to, eventually, elephant dung?
Yeah, let's unload all our shit on the 'enemy'!
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