Final activation code.

[Bucky Ball]

Listen up rodents.
Fluffy, the Gerbil of Doom, the great leader of the secret hush-hush cell of Rodents for Romney has sent out the final activation
code for the squirrel army, and the followers of Bippy, the Lesser-Judging Squirrel god, and his partner, Zippy.
They are now on the march. You know what you have to do. You have been trained.

The rodent with the most ankle bites of Obama voters will be feted at a feast at the home of Cufflink, and given the free basket of ozone-depleting hair care products, left over from Oprah's audience give-aways. The second prize is Buddy's book. Any squirrel found purposely malingering, to get the book, instead of the basket will be shot. Any rodent found with Rodent Romnesia will be executed on the spot.

Any rodent who has forgotten their assignment is to contact I and I for their conspiracy plan.
Good luck. The fate of the universe is in your hands paws.