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05-11-2012, 02:30 AM
Final activation code.
Listen up rodents.
Fluffy, the Gerbil of Doom, the great leader of the secret hush-hush cell of Rodents for Romney has sent out the final activation
code for the squirrel army, and the followers of Bippy, the Lesser-Judging Squirrel god, and his partner, Zippy.
They are now on the march. You know what you have to do. You have been trained.

The rodent with the most ankle bites of Obama voters will be feted at a feast at the home of Cufflink, and given the free basket of ozone-depleting hair care products, left over from Oprah's audience give-aways. The second prize is Buddy's book. Any squirrel found purposely malingering, to get the book, instead of the basket will be shot. Any rodent found with Rodent Romnesia will be executed on the spot.

Any rodent who has forgotten their assignment is to contact I and I for their conspiracy plan.
Good luck. The fate of the universe is in your hands paws.

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05-11-2012, 03:03 AM
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What. I don't even...
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05-11-2012, 05:30 AM
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(05-11-2012 03:03 AM)Logisch Wrote:  What. I don't even...
and THAT's a good thing !

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05-11-2012, 05:38 AM
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Bumped yer head on your surfboard, last time out, huh? Big Grin

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05-11-2012, 05:41 AM
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(05-11-2012 05:38 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Bumped yer head on your surfboard, last time out, huh? Big Grin
last time ? Haha.
EVERY time.
That way I can be president too. Weeping

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05-11-2012, 06:12 AM
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The hush hush cell of rodents in an attempt to possibly steal the election have made this obviously fake, low budget video called "The Innocence of rodents" this video is designed to stir up protest to make the obama rodents look like their foreign policy is more of a joke than it already was. This video along with the steering of hurricane sandy into blue rodent states is all designed by this same secret hush hush romney rodent cell. They are also working with the "rossad" the israeli rodent cell, the most rodent of rodent cells some would say. Drinking Beverage This Rossad along with the hush hush romney rodent cell orchestrated the killing of and attack on american diplomats in Benghazi.

The word is, Kim Kardashian is also in this romney rodent cell and has an ass designed to hypmotize the obama rodents so when looking at this rodent, make it quick and don't stare too long. This rodent junk in the rodent trunk is designed to make one not realize that the station in benghazi that was attacked was a CIA operation designed to funnel arms and more rodent fighters to other parts of the arab rodent world to further the agenda of the rodent bankers who so far favor the romney rodents.
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05-11-2012, 08:41 AM
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WTF is it with yopu and Kim Kardashian? Tongue

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05-11-2012, 09:18 AM
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(05-11-2012 08:41 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  WTF is it with yopu and Kim Kardashian? Tongue

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you need glasses my friend
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05-11-2012, 09:30 AM
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One step further...

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If you count Kim's full name, maybe a waxing would fix that.

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05-11-2012, 09:47 AM
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...and every time I see your name, I'm like, seaker? Tongue

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