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08-07-2015, 09:39 AM
Finally I've seen God
I was certain I wasn't going back
to christianity after being an atheist for a long time.

Yesterday, I slipped on some oilspill and
hurt my head. That was when Jesus appeared in front as I was lying on the ground.
She (Yes, Jesus was a woman) told me to go in here to warn you guys about the eternal fires of hell after taking me by the hand to show me what it is like down there.

Please convert before it is too late.
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08-07-2015, 09:41 AM
RE: Finally I've seen God
I saw god once too.......

I played him a game of chess, and beat him -- on his board....


Unfortunately, I haven't found any LSD that good since...............

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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08-07-2015, 09:44 AM
RE: Finally I've seen God
(08-07-2015 09:39 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  Yesterday, I slipped on some oilspill and
hurt my head. That was when Jesus appeared in front as I was lying on the ground.


Dude, we've never met.

Tongue

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08-07-2015, 09:50 AM
RE: Finally I've seen God
That happened to me too. One year ago. Only I saw Osiris and he told me to tell you that you were wrong. I have waited patiently until today to give you this information.

Welcome! Smile

**Crickets** -- God
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08-07-2015, 09:56 AM
RE: Finally I've seen God
I saw Bugs Bunny once. He was very snarky. Munched on a carrot.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-07-2015, 10:05 AM
RE: Finally I've seen God
I once dueled the devil with my fiddle in Georgia. I won a golden fiddle but he made me give it back when he found out I had no soul.

Check out my now-defunct atheism blog. It's just a blog, no ads, no revenue, no gods.
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Atheism promotes critical thinking; theism promotes hypocritical thinking. -- Me
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08-07-2015, 11:21 AM
RE: Finally I've seen God
You've seen god I've seen goddess. Instant conversion:

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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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08-07-2015, 11:25 AM
RE: Finally I've seen God
Pretty sure I saw god last night in the form of a syringe filled with industrial strength pain medicine.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

We're all mad here. The Cheshire Cat
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08-07-2015, 11:37 AM
RE: Finally I've seen God
I see Jesus mowing lawns in my neighborhood.

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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08-07-2015, 12:40 PM
Finally I've seen God
I, too, many years met Jesus. He's a lot shorter than I thought. Even has a son named after him, who joined the Army.

(No, seriously, I knew a Mexican pastor named Jesus Palacios and his son with the same name. Nice guy. Didn't speak as much English as his son, but more than my grandfather did.)
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