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21-06-2016, 10:29 PM
Finding coffee in Tremerton, Utah
My husband and I are traveling through Utah to see the Grand Canyon. We're staying overnight in a dinky, conservative Mormon town called Tremerton, Utah. There are no coffee shops here! What the actual fuck! Mormons don't drink coffee, tea or chocolate. Hubby can't find a cup of coffee. He's GOT to have his coffee. Weeping He's going to try Wendy's the burger chain to see if they have anything resembling coffee.

We feel like we've landed on another planet. Censored

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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21-06-2016, 10:31 PM
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(21-06-2016 10:29 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  My husband and I are traveling through Utah to see the Grand Canyon. We're staying overnight in a dinky, conservative Mormon town called Tremerton, Utah. There are no coffee shops here! What the actual fuck! Mormons don't drink coffee, tea or chocolate. Hubby can't find a cup of coffee. He's GOT to have his coffee. Weeping He's going to try Wendy's the burger chain to see if they have anything resembling coffee.

We feel like we've landed on another planet. Censored

Mormons literally hate all that is good in this world. No

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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21-06-2016, 10:33 PM
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Abstaining from coffee is in itself Satanic.

Checkmate, Mormons!
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21-06-2016, 10:46 PM
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Coffee is gross.
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21-06-2016, 10:55 PM
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(21-06-2016 10:29 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  We feel like we've landed on another planet. Censored

You got sedatives and benzos? They work pretty good.

#sigh
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21-06-2016, 10:56 PM
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And Mormons don't eat chocolate. How is that possible. That's like not breathing. We found a place that sold ice drinks but there wasn't even any ice coffee. No tea. Nothing with chocolate. What's with these people?

Update: Hubby finally scored some coffee at Wendy's. Clap I think it was dubious blackmarket stuff though. It was half strength.

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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21-06-2016, 11:02 PM
RE: Finding coffee in Tremerton, Utah
(21-06-2016 10:29 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  My husband and I are traveling through Utah to see the Grand Canyon. We're staying overnight in a dinky, conservative Mormon town called Tremerton, Utah. There are no coffee shops here! What the actual fuck! Mormons don't drink coffee, tea or chocolate. Hubby can't find a cup of coffee. He's GOT to have his coffee. Weeping He's going to try Wendy's the burger chain to see if they have anything resembling coffee.

We feel like we've landed on another planet. Censored

There's a Chinese restaurant by our house that doesn't serve Tea because it's owned by Morons.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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21-06-2016, 11:17 PM
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If he has to have it, as do I, get one of these and some filters and grounds for the car.
http://www.surlatable.com/product/PRO-18...lter+Cone+

That or a french press is how I make coffee when traveling in the trailer.
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21-06-2016, 11:43 PM
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Quote:We feel like we've landed on another planet.


It's called Kolob.


Mormons are the dumbest fucks on the planet.

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22-06-2016, 05:26 AM
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(21-06-2016 10:46 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Coffee is gross.

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