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29-10-2012, 04:49 PM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
...I always seem to answer myself.

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31-10-2012, 09:32 PM
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...there being no more children in the world left to teach.

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31-10-2012, 09:34 PM
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... Today I had the urge to toss fecal matter at another human. I realized... evolution must be true.

It was may 5th, 1659, and we were out of toilet paper...
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31-10-2012, 10:44 PM
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...then my fathers words came to me; "Be a man, use your hand."

My current favourite thread on this board is...

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31-10-2012, 11:57 PM
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... yet to be created.


Another reason that I should not be inebriated when lecturing is...

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01-11-2012, 01:25 AM
Finish my sentence.....
...all the people listening in their underwear.

Did I say listening? I meant to say...

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! -Brian's mum
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01-11-2012, 01:50 AM
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....I love to wear ladies underwear while running around the house eating pizza while talking on the phone to my girlfriend's chiwawa.

Dear Lord, If I ever get to have sex again I will.....
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01-11-2012, 02:57 AM
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... make sure my wife doesn't find out.

'Tis a far, far better thing that I do now than...

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01-11-2012, 03:21 AM
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(01-11-2012 02:57 AM)DLJ Wrote:  ... make sure my wife doesn't find out.

'Tis a far, far better thing that I do now than...

... I have ever done, but don't ask me to enjoy it.

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01-11-2012, 05:47 AM
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theirs is butt.

On average, I feel shame...
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