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06-11-2012, 09:47 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
(06-11-2012 09:42 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(06-11-2012 09:12 AM)Vera Wrote:  .. you can always slip something in her tea and bludgeon her to death.



Afterwards, you should proceed to...

...dismember the body and dispose of it carefully.



When the police come knocking...
... you offer them some tea, careful not to slip them the same thing. You then...

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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06-11-2012, 10:15 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
(06-11-2012 09:47 AM)Vera Wrote:  ... you offer them some tea, careful not to slip them the same thing. You then...
... explain in your best ye ol' English that they should come back tomorrow.

You think this is best because...
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06-11-2012, 10:17 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
(06-11-2012 10:15 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(06-11-2012 09:47 AM)Vera Wrote:  ... you offer them some tea, careful not to slip them the same thing. You then...

... explain in your best ye ol' English that they should come back tomorrow.



You think this is best because...
... by then you'll be halfway to your plastic surgeon in Rio. You just have to make sure that before you leave...

"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò."
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06-11-2012, 10:19 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
(06-11-2012 10:17 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(06-11-2012 10:15 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  ... explain in your best ye ol' English that they should come back tomorrow.



You think this is best because...

... by then you'll be halfway to your plastic surgeon in Rio. You just have to make sure that before you leave...


to take your passport and wire money to offshore accounts.

Once you have your new face.....

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06-11-2012, 10:31 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
(06-11-2012 10:19 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  
(06-11-2012 10:17 AM)Vera Wrote:  ... by then you'll be halfway to your plastic surgeon in Rio. You just have to make sure that before you leave...








to take your passport and wire money to offshore accounts.







Once you have your new face.....





... not to mention permanently burnt off fingerprints, it's time for some fun. So you head out to Lapa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapa,_Rio_de_Janeiro ) on a Friday night and pick up the first...

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06-11-2012, 10:31 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
(06-11-2012 10:19 AM)KidCharlemagne1962 Wrote:  
(06-11-2012 10:17 AM)Vera Wrote:  ... by then you'll be halfway to your plastic surgeon in Rio. You just have to make sure that before you leave...


to take your passport and wire money to offshore accounts.

Once you have your new face.....
...you can make a living as a stand-in for Mitt Romney.


While recuperating...

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06-11-2012, 11:06 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
I will create sock puppet accounts on the TTA to annoy Stark!

Then off to the nightclubs to....

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06-11-2012, 11:16 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
try to seduce Vera.

It's hopeless, but fun, because ..

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06-11-2012, 11:50 AM
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(06-11-2012 11:16 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  try to seduce Vera.



It's hopeless, but fun, because ..


... you never know what ridiculous turn down she'll come up with. Unless you...

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06-11-2012, 11:53 AM
RE: Finish my sentence.....
(06-11-2012 11:50 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(06-11-2012 11:16 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  try to seduce Vera.



It's hopeless, but fun, because ..


... you never know what ridiculous turn down she'll come up with. Unless you...
actually DO have etchings.

One doesn't really want her to come over, as she might discover your Picasso is

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