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03-05-2015, 01:23 PM
RE: First Church of God
(03-05-2015 10:11 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Whenever I see this sign -- I wonder -- "Really?"

The First??

How come you never see "The 24th Church of God"???

Nooo..

Everybody's gotta be first......

It's like reincarnation --- everybody was a warrior priest, king, queen or something cool. This life is never an upgrade from the time they were "Urt - the stable cleaning boy".

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Makes me think these people are a bit on the egotistical side....

It's a very self centered idea and false advertising.

And in my former life I was the Lady of the Commode for Anne Boleyn. I got to take all her pee and shit and dump her chamber pot contents out in the mote. Sometimes it would accidently splatter the top of Henry VIII's head as he was heading off to see that trollop, Jane Seymour..... but that's another story.

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03-05-2015, 02:11 PM (This post was last modified: 03-05-2015 02:17 PM by GirlyMan.)
First Church of "Bob"
I'm setting up a GoFundMe page to establish The First Church of "Bob" as soon as the elders of the Church of the SubGenius grant me license. Praise be "Bob". SLACK OFF and be saved.

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03-05-2015, 02:14 PM
RE: First Church of God
(03-05-2015 02:11 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm setting up a GoFundMe page to establish The First Church of "Bob" as soon as the elders of the Church of the SubGenius grant me license. Praise be "Bob".

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03-05-2015, 02:42 PM
RE: First Church of God
I'm waiting for the 'Last' church of god... No harm in dreaming I suppose Wink

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03-05-2015, 04:21 PM
RE: First Church of God
(03-05-2015 02:11 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm setting up a GoFundMe page to establish The First Church of "Bob" as soon as the elders of the Church of the SubGenius grant me license. Praise be "Bob". SLACK OFF and be saved.

OK Tharshbarg.... We'll give you first pick of the sandwiches......

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It just seems easier...

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03-05-2015, 04:22 PM
RE: First Church of God
(03-05-2015 04:21 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(03-05-2015 02:11 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm setting up a GoFundMe page to establish The First Church of "Bob" as soon as the elders of the Church of the SubGenius grant me license. Praise be "Bob". SLACK OFF and be saved.

OK Tharshbarg.... We'll give you first pick of the sandwiches......

...

It just seems easier...

That'll work.

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03-05-2015, 05:23 PM
RE: First Church of God
I'm still trying to grasp the idea of the 5th 3rd bank...

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05-05-2015, 08:18 AM
RE: First Church of God
(03-05-2015 02:11 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm setting up a GoFundMe page to establish The First Church of "Bob" as soon as the elders of the Church of the SubGenius grant me license. Praise be "Bob". SLACK OFF and be saved.

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07-05-2015, 10:03 AM
RE: First Church of God
Banks do the same thing. First State Bank of East Grapevine. First Federal Bank of Goomwah. I don't think anybody has ever put "Second" in a bank name.

And why would we believe that a church called First Baptist Church of Greenbokken was really the first Baptist church in Greenbokken? Have they told the truth about anything else, that we should believe what they put in their name? I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that any church with "First" in its name is not first of anything.

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