First step on Mars.
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23-06-2016, 12:47 PM (This post was last modified: 23-06-2016 12:55 PM by GenesisNemesis.)
RE: First step on Mars.
"Neato! Can I go home now? After a lot of thinking during the journey I've decided I am unfit for this mission."

Obviously I would be joking. I would make it a running joke throughout the mission, though. I'd make faux complaints, etc.

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23-06-2016, 01:00 PM
RE: First step on Mars.
Depend on who the highest corporate bidder was. If shout out the product name of whomever offered the most coin.

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23-06-2016, 01:12 PM
RE: First step on Mars.
(23-06-2016 09:38 AM)Commonsensei Wrote:  So in this senario you are the first person to step on mars. What would you say?
Well fuck me, check this shit out. It's like a whole 'nother planet, 'cept no malls, no roads, no houses, no grass, no life. Oh hell, it's taken me 10 years to get here and there's nothing to do. What do I do now? I wanna go home! Oh, I'm so depressed, I gave up 20 years of my life for this.
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23-06-2016, 01:24 PM
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(23-06-2016 01:00 PM)BnW Wrote:  Depend on who the highest corporate bidder was. If shout out the product name of whomever offered the most coin.

This is one small step for man...

But one I couldn't have made without Nike. (Zoom in on Nike space boots). Nike, just do it.

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23-06-2016, 02:12 PM (This post was last modified: 23-06-2016 02:26 PM by jennybee.)
RE: First step on Mars.
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23-06-2016, 02:12 PM (This post was last modified: 23-06-2016 02:17 PM by Fireball.)
RE: First step on Mars.
Hey, where's Dejah Thoris?

This will be followed by Marvin the Martian's response, which will be "Who's gettin' footy prints all over my clean red desert"?
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23-06-2016, 03:28 PM
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(23-06-2016 02:12 PM)jennybee Wrote:  [Image: Facebook-368813.png]

Martians will see these crop penises as evidence of alien life.

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23-06-2016, 04:01 PM
RE: First step on Mars.
And they'd be right.

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23-06-2016, 04:42 PM
RE: First step on Mars.
"Shit -- we gotta go back -- I think I left the coffee pot on"....

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23-06-2016, 04:53 PM
RE: First step on Mars.
"I guess I made it to Arizona".

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