First time bread.
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25-10-2015, 04:33 PM
RE: First time bread.
(25-10-2015 03:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  So I whipped out the old bread machine and am making oatmeal quinoa whole wheat bread. There's no fucking way this is gonna work.

You don't need no stinkin bread machine! I did mine in a loaf tin in the oven! Go old school.
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25-10-2015, 04:40 PM
RE: First time bread.
(25-10-2015 04:33 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(25-10-2015 03:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  So I whipped out the old bread machine and am making oatmeal quinoa whole wheat bread. There's no fucking way this is gonna work.

You don't need no stinkin bread machine! I did mine in a loaf tin in the oven! Go old school.

All that kneading and rising and resting and kneading and rising and hope nobody opens and closes the oven door making the whole thing collapse is just too much bother.

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25-10-2015, 06:22 PM
RE: First time bread.
(25-10-2015 04:40 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(25-10-2015 04:33 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  You don't need no stinkin bread machine! I did mine in a loaf tin in the oven! Go old school.

All that kneading and rising and resting and kneading and rising and hope nobody opens and closes the oven door making the whole thing collapse is just too much bother.

Fair enough. Lol
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25-10-2015, 06:32 PM
RE: First time bread.
(25-10-2015 06:22 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(25-10-2015 04:40 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  All that kneading and rising and resting and kneading and rising and hope nobody opens and closes the oven door making the whole thing collapse is just too much bother.

Fair enough. Lol

1 hour to go. I'll post pics. I still think it ain't gonna work.

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25-10-2015, 06:35 PM
RE: First time bread.
(25-10-2015 06:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(25-10-2015 06:22 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Fair enough. Lol

1 hour to go. I'll post pics. I still think it ain't gonna work.

Just remember, it doesn't have to be pretty to taste good.
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25-10-2015, 06:48 PM (This post was last modified: 25-10-2015 07:31 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: First time bread.
It fucking fell. Just wanna choke a bitch. Angry

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26-10-2015, 05:40 AM
RE: First time bread.
That's not fresh bread....

Fresh bread has BUTTER on it, damnit...

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Looks yummy....

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26-10-2015, 05:51 AM
RE: First time bread.
(26-10-2015 05:40 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  That's not fresh bread....
Fresh bread has BUTTER on it, damnit...

And Vegimite.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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27-10-2015, 09:58 PM
RE: First time bread.
(25-10-2015 06:48 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  It fucking fell. Just wanna choke a bitch. Angry

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Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? That is some total doughy goodness with a crust! I won't ask you to send me a slice though, because it won't be good when it gets here. It's hard to screw up home made bread. Even if it caves in, it can still be good.

On second thought, that looks like some spotted dick...

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/v...ick-103210

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27-10-2015, 10:06 PM
RE: First time bread.
That's shit Girly, I'm sorry.
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