First time told I am going to hell
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31-10-2015, 11:32 PM
RE: First time told I am going to hell
(28-10-2015 07:55 PM)yakherder Wrote:  I get it all the time whether they know I'm atheist or not.

Laugh out load that's crazy!

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01-11-2015, 12:10 AM
RE: First time told I am going to hell
A friend of mine has told me many times that I was going to hell, and it was often after relaying a story about something funny or goofy I did or said to another person. He never said it maliciously. I always assumed he was religious due to his frequent "You're going to hell" comments, but eventually discovered he's more agnostic than anything else. I've heard him say the going to hell phrase so many times that if someone else said it to me in a serious manner I'd most likely laugh and reply with something snarky such as "Then I guess I'll see you there!" or "I hope they have fast Internet service" or "Good, I always liked warmer weather." That's assuming they didn't walk away when I started laughing. Big Grin
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01-11-2015, 03:11 AM
RE: First time told I am going to hell
(28-10-2015 12:50 PM)Mr. Boston Wrote:  ...
Tldr; I met a crazy evolution denier

edit: He also said Jesus came to update what god said in the old testament so we can just ignore all that. And Obama is a socialist Muslim.

Correction: You met a Poe. You can't actually fit that much stupid into a real person.

(28-10-2015 12:50 PM)Mr. Boston Wrote:  Telling an atheist they're going to hell is like telling a grown-up they're not getting any gifts from Santa or the Easter Bunny.

Citation?

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04-11-2015, 11:20 AM
RE: First time told I am going to hell
I usually tell them I have a window seat on the plane to hell, and an extra spot next to me if they want to join, BUT I OWN the Ice Water Concession and they can't have any profit from that.

They look at me befuddled as how I could say such a thing. Their look of "wow, that didn't scare him at all" is worth it every time. :-)

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