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30-08-2012, 09:15 PM
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(30-08-2012 08:20 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-08-2012 09:59 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  And what the fuck's a friendzone?

I had a long conversation about flirting today in class: How it's the best way to breach security.

And this is why as a Government employee I have to receive annual security training inoculations against this sorta shit.

(30-08-2012 08:20 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Maybe we have a different definition of "flirting" but I see it as an essential weapon in the battle of life and also compulsory office-behaviour.

And this is why you won't get that lucrative Government contract if you try to tickle my nether regions, you will lose it. Not gonna lose my career and wind up in prison 'cause someone tried to tickle my satchel. Not allowed in the office either. Could lose my job for that too.

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31-08-2012, 10:38 AM
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(30-08-2012 09:15 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(30-08-2012 08:20 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I had a long conversation about flirting today in class: How it's the best way to breach security.

And this is why as a Government employee I have to receive annual security training inoculations against this sorta shit.

(30-08-2012 08:20 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Maybe we have a different definition of "flirting" but I see it as an essential weapon in the battle of life and also compulsory office-behaviour.

And this is why you won't get that lucrative Government contract if you try to tickle my nether regions, you will lose it. Not gonna lose my career and wind up in prison 'cause someone tried to tickle my satchel. Not allowed in the office either. Could lose my job for that too.

Are you seriously suggesting that I would flirt with you, Girly?

One has one's standards, dontcha know?


Actually, can I just politely enquire as to the value of that aforementioned Government contract? No particular reason for asking... just curious.

And did I mention that you were looking lovely today?

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31-08-2012, 11:20 AM
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(29-08-2012 08:42 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I have pedo tattooed on my forehead. Weeping

That's more like it. Wink

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31-08-2012, 03:20 PM
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(31-08-2012 11:20 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  
(29-08-2012 08:42 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I have pedo tattooed on my forehead. Weeping

That's more like it. Wink

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31-08-2012, 04:44 PM
Flirting is disgusting
(31-08-2012 03:20 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(31-08-2012 11:20 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  That's more like it. Wink

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31-08-2012, 04:49 PM (This post was last modified: 31-08-2012 06:02 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(31-08-2012 10:38 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Are you seriously suggesting that I would flirt with you, Girly?

You'd feel me out before you feel me up and then decide whether you or one of your attractive nude housemates is best suited for the job. ... you ethically-depraved bastard. Big Grin

(31-08-2012 10:38 AM)DLJ Wrote:  And did I mention that you were looking lovely today?

Comment on my shoes.





(31-08-2012 10:38 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Actually, can I just politely enquire as to the value of that aforementioned Government contract? No particular reason for asking... just curious.

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31-08-2012, 05:40 PM
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(31-08-2012 03:20 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(31-08-2012 11:20 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote:  That's more like it. Wink

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Preserved for prosperity.

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31-08-2012, 08:08 PM
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(31-08-2012 04:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Comment on my shoes.

I think your shoes are awesome.

(31-08-2012 04:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(31-08-2012 10:38 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Actually, can I just politely enquire as to the value of that aforementioned Government contract? No particular reason for asking... just curious.

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... they are the most awesomest shoes mine eyes have ever behelded. You have such exemplary taste. No, no, I'm not just saying that.

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31-08-2012, 08:19 PM
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(31-08-2012 08:08 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(31-08-2012 04:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Comment on my shoes.

I think your shoes are awesome.

You're sweet to say that. Blush

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31-08-2012, 08:21 PM
RE: Flirting is disgusting
(31-08-2012 08:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(31-08-2012 08:08 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I think your shoes are awesome.

You're sweet to say that. Blush

Y'know, if flirting weren't disgusting, I'd say this sounds like flirting.

But since flirting is, like y'know, disgusting and all, it couldn't be.

'Cause then I'd be all disgusted 'n stuff.

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