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03-12-2011, 08:47 PM
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(03-12-2011 08:20 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't think that CYTB is a 50 year old FBI agent? Am I gullible, more resistant to paranoia or a bit of both?

Or you're just not an old fuck.

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03-12-2011, 09:05 PM
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(02-12-2011 04:03 PM)Zatamon Wrote:  I flirt with everybody.

Supermarket clerks, mail ladies, township office girls, I mean: everybody.

In front of my wife.

She laughs and reminds me if I forget.

I am 71 years old and I love to flirt.

Flirting is an art, it is harmless and it makes the recipient feel good.

Of course, you have to do it in good taste, good humour, with a flourish of admiration.

Nobody can resist that -- they all smile.

Reminds me of a joke:

This 90 year old guy tells his doctor: "Doctor I want you lower my sex drive!"

Doctor: ""I beg your pardon?"

Old guy: "Doctor I want you lower my sex drive!"

Doctor: "You are 90 years old -- it's all in your head!"

Old guy: "I know, I know, why do you think I want it lower?!"

Big Grin

Great joke Zat.
As distinct from flirting I belong to a laugh club and practise smiling/ laughter in lots of places.
I sort of start off as if I have just thought of something funny, then make eye contact.
Most people don't seem to notice or look annoyed or embarrassed.
Maybe they think I'm some sort of old pervert; I am nearly your age.
As for flirting they might get really angry.
Maybe its an Australian thing.
Anyhow laughter, even improvised, helps with depression.Big Grin
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03-12-2011, 09:26 PM
 
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(03-12-2011 09:05 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Maybe they think I'm some sort of old pervert; I am nearly your age.

I knew it would be someone near my age who could TRULY appreciate this joke! Big Grin
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04-12-2011, 05:07 PM
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(03-12-2011 08:47 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(03-12-2011 08:20 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Am I the only person on this forum who doesn't think that CYTB is a 50 year old FBI agent? Am I gullible, more resistant to paranoia or a bit of both?

Or you're just not an old fuck.

Yeah, that's it. It doesn't feel inappropriate to me for a 20 yo young man to flirt with a 15 yo teenage girl. It feels entirely inappropriate to me for a 40-50+ yo fuck to flirt with a 15 yo teenage girl. One easy way to deal with this, that's not a 15 yo teenage girl, it's a fat 50 yo FBI agent. Problem solved.

(02-12-2011 04:03 PM)Zatamon Wrote:  I flirt with everybody.
(03-12-2011 07:39 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I flirt CONSTANTLY. I love peoples reactions to it, and my wife loves it when I flirt.

Whenever someone tries to flirt with me, my spidey-sense starts tingling. Okay what do they want from me. I mean I got a mirror I shave in every morning so I know it ain't 'cause I'm irresistibly handsome. The one exception is with my gay male friends. We flirt nonstop because we know it's completely harmless and all in good fun. Wink

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13-09-2013, 06:28 PM
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(02-12-2011 08:51 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I try to only flirt with myself. That way I rarely am offended by it, nor rejected for unwanted attention.

(02-12-2011 08:56 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Ahhh, eww?

You need to get out more, Preach. Wink

I have never laughed so hard in my life at old posts.
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13-09-2013, 09:39 PM
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(13-09-2013 06:28 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(02-12-2011 08:51 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I try to only flirt with myself. That way I rarely am offended by it, nor rejected for unwanted attention.

(02-12-2011 08:56 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Ahhh, eww?

You need to get out more, Preach. Wink

I have never laughed so hard in my life at old posts.

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14-09-2013, 07:19 AM
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Hey remember when the FAKE OP OF THIS THREAD GOT ME BANNED. Shy
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14-09-2013, 07:24 AM
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http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...sFerdinand
this one?

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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14-09-2013, 07:25 AM
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(14-09-2013 07:24 AM)Lightvader Wrote:  http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...sFerdinand
this one?

Yes. Two years ago I was mistaken for a troll.
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14-09-2013, 09:18 AM
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(14-09-2013 07:25 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(14-09-2013 07:24 AM)Lightvader Wrote:  http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...sFerdinand
this one?

Yes. Two years ago I was mistaken for a troll.

And today you have confirmed it.

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