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30-07-2017, 10:19 PM
RE: Florida Man
(30-07-2017 10:53 AM)BackSlider Wrote:  Come on, it took his only pair to even give it a try .

This brave guy lead me to this story. .:

Boston Corbett
Of all the eunuchs on this list, Boston is unique. Not only did he volunteer, he took a do-it-to-yourself kind of attitude. Yes, that means exactly what you think it does. We’ll give you a moment to uncross your legs and get that look of utter pants-crapping terror off your face.

And then we’ll make you feel pathetic by telling you that after he did this horrible thing, he had dinner and went to a prayer meeting, no doubt walking up to random people during the day and saying “Hey, do you want to see something cool?

After doing that to yourself, pretty much anything stops being scary, although it helps that Corbett was a hatter and by all accounts a truly epic nutjob (we’re wondering just what their first clue was). So, volunteering for the Civil War? No problem. Getting captured and living in the infamous craphole of a prison Andersonville? Whatever. Hunting down and killing the guy who assassinated Lincoln in cold blood? Sure, he’s got nothing else to do.

Yep, Corbett’s the guy who gunned down John Wilkes Booth. After collecting a reward of over a thousand dollars, Corbett decided he wasn’t a big fan of, oh, civilization, and he decided to go live on a hole in Wisconsin. Yes, as in, literally, he lived in a hole, with cheese. Corbett was so scary that it took a natural disaster to punch his ticket; he supposedly died in a forest fire. We say supposedly because they never found the corpse. For all we know, he’s still out there and kicking ass.

Laugh out load OMG Laugh out load Well, it might not be ALL his fault. If he was a hatter he may have had mercury poisoning which was used in the making of hats, hence the phrase..."mad as a hatter". Mercury poisoning can lead to anti social behavior and all sorts of unusual stuff.

Or............he was just naturally nuts. Woo-hoo! Hobo

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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