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06-06-2016, 08:34 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
Depends on how much is left on the roll.


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06-06-2016, 08:58 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
200 grit sandpaper. It's hard to crumple.

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06-06-2016, 09:26 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 08:34 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Depends on how much is left on the roll.

Laugh out load She said "Depends"!
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06-06-2016, 09:31 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 06:30 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  
(05-06-2016 08:21 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Facepalm I didn't change every instance of rabbit to fox. The bear would just have eaten a rabbit, pellets and all. I started out all rabbit, but realized the error, just didn't get 'em all. Laugh out load

About half way down the bottle are we? Or a bit further?

Tongue There's very little difference between half a bottle and industrial grade fatigue after a long day. That, and my lack of perfection. Dodgy

Laugh out load I leave you with "One Little Bottle", though I definitely don't drink gin-

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06-06-2016, 11:02 PM (This post was last modified: 06-06-2016 11:11 PM by Thumpalumpacus.)
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 05:16 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  Y'all are crackin' me up! )(

(06-06-2016 05:27 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  You should write out the instructions and label them so they don't forget. Would be asshame if she washed her face with your buttcloth. Laugh out load

(06-06-2016 08:34 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Depends on how much is left on the roll.


Punnery like this wipes me out!
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06-06-2016, 11:08 PM (This post was last modified: 06-06-2016 11:13 PM by Thumpalumpacus.)
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 07:47 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Sadly, we've been scooped:http://www.monzy.com/survey/survey_nov.htm

I guess we'll just have to find another way to get TTA an Iggy.

As for alternatives:

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First, gotta say I've never heard of the "scooping" method.

Second, I Conveyor Belt mine to get it off the roll, and then fold, which counts as a modified fold. And ain't no way I'm leaving an exposed index finger while I'm wiping.
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06-06-2016, 11:21 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
Laugh out load

Stop... stop, I can't handle anymore poofunnery. Laugh out load

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06-06-2016, 11:43 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
... or punfoonery, for that matter.

Yes, that's a Spoonerism. No, Spoonerisms aren't a wiping method.
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07-06-2016, 12:50 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
Thanks folks,

i am reading this thread now for two days and i cant sleep anymore Angry
...nor can i go to the bathroom, because im so undecided now.

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07-06-2016, 01:36 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(07-06-2016 12:50 AM)Deesse23 Wrote:  Thanks folks,

i am reading this thread now for two days and i cant sleep anymore Angry
...nor can i go to the bathroom, because im so undecided now.

Nothing a little Ex-Lax can't handle.
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