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07-06-2016, 03:36 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 11:08 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  First, gotta say I've never heard of the "scooping" method.

(06-06-2016 11:43 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Yes, that's a Spoonerism. No, Spoonerisms aren't a wiping method.

Apparently you know it by a different name.

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07-06-2016, 03:41 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(07-06-2016 07:49 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  I think of you people now when I do the doo. I hope you're satisfied.

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07-06-2016, 03:47 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(07-06-2016 02:06 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  I'm pretty surprised that the word "corncob" hasn't shown up yet.

Does plopcorn count?

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07-06-2016, 03:55 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(07-06-2016 01:53 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(07-06-2016 12:50 AM)Deesse23 Wrote:  Thanks folks,

i am reading this thread now for two days and i cant sleep anymore Angry
...nor can i go to the bathroom, because im so undecided now.

Corn cobs. Drinking Beverage

ETA- I posted this reply before I got to this page, so I'm claiming as original. Yes

Oh, you got ninja'ed, 'fess up!
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07-06-2016, 03:57 PM (This post was last modified: 07-06-2016 04:09 PM by Thumpalumpacus.)
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(07-06-2016 03:36 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(06-06-2016 11:08 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  First, gotta say I've never heard of the "scooping" method.

(06-06-2016 11:43 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Yes, that's a Spoonerism. No, Spoonerisms aren't a wiping method.

Apparently you know it by a different name.

I never heard of it ... honest.

Man, I'm in the mood for some ice-cream. Maybe chocolate?

(07-06-2016 05:43 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(07-06-2016 02:06 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  I'm pretty surprised that the word "corncob" hasn't shown up yet.

OMG... please don't go there! Weeping

Sorry, Heath, but --

(07-06-2016 03:47 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(07-06-2016 02:06 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  I'm pretty surprised that the word "corncob" hasn't shown up yet.

Does plopcorn count?

Naw, I was talking about a prairie-wipe, not digestive efficiency. Back in the days of yore, gnawed corncobs found the recycling bin in the outhouse.

Though I do see the occasional cornhusk in the pile after corn-on-the-cob, or a good stew.

By the by, after a dinner of chicken salad last night -- grilled chicken, sliced up, lettuce, mushrooms, tomatoes, bell peppers, red onions, dressed with olive oil, red-wine vinegar, and fresh-ground black pepper -- the mail moved wonderfully this morning. In-and-out, and no scratchiness! But no time to read. Sad
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07-06-2016, 04:40 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(07-06-2016 03:55 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(07-06-2016 01:53 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Corn cobs. Drinking Beverage

ETA- I posted this reply before I got to this page, so I'm claiming as original. Yes

Oh, you got ninja'ed, 'fess up!

If it means that I posted a reply without reading all the way through the thread, then, yes.
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07-06-2016, 04:49 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 11:43 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  ... or punfoonery, for that matter.

Yes, that's a Spoonerism. No, Spoonerisms aren't a wiping method.

God, I hope not. I refuse to take a spoon anywhere near the toilet.

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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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07-06-2016, 04:55 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(07-06-2016 02:41 PM)pablo Wrote:  Over 100 posts about ass-wiping. Hobo

A little respect please.

This thread was created by the same person who gave us a place to rant.

I predict in 5 years this controversy will be going strong.

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07-06-2016, 05:06 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
I'm a folder. I'll do just enough folds to make sure the risk of the paper tearing is kept to a minimum....Tongue

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07-06-2016, 05:10 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(07-06-2016 04:40 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(07-06-2016 03:55 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Oh, you got ninja'ed, 'fess up!

If it means that I posted a reply without reading all the way through the thread, then, yes.

Is that what ninja'ed means? These kids and their lingo. Wait, is lingo still a word?

#sigh
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