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13-06-2016, 03:28 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(13-06-2016 02:19 PM)Leela Wrote:  
(12-06-2016 08:08 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Fold. Unless hovering in a public restroom then crumple--too difficult to hover and fold Wink

Wait you shit in public restrooms? I can't do that while hovering o.O

No, I pee. But you need to wipe after you pee. Air drying is just gross No
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13-06-2016, 03:34 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(12-06-2016 06:58 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(12-06-2016 03:14 PM)Deesse23 Wrote:  After like 5 pages i thought "well, how bad can it get anyway?"...
Boy, was i naive!

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But if you do that you won't be able to watch the sequel!




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13-06-2016, 06:25 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
Who needs paper?

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13-06-2016, 06:45 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(13-06-2016 03:28 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(13-06-2016 02:19 PM)Leela Wrote:  Wait you shit in public restrooms? I can't do that while hovering o.O

No, I pee. But you need to wipe after you pee. Air drying is just gross No

Tinkle-trimmed looks pretty neat. Drinking Beverage
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13-06-2016, 06:49 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
And if you are in a public restroom, it is good to know that urine is sterile unless the person has a bladder infection. If you think that you might have to sit on a toilet while not at home, you should prepare for it with any number of sanitary products that isolate you from the ejecta of that last animal defecation. If you are really concerned (and looking to get buff), you can carry cinder blocks to stand on, so that when you squat, your booty doesn't touch the toilet. Must be a yoga position for that?
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13-06-2016, 06:51 PM (This post was last modified: 13-06-2016 08:06 PM by Heatheness.)
RE: Fold or Crumple?
So since we're sharing (over sharing) poo humor....

A couple of years ago at Halloween I went to work and forgot to dress up for the work costume contest. I walked in the door and nearly everyone had some sort of costume or decoration on. They were expecting me to do something elaborate but instead I just had brown slacks and a gold & tan top on. They got on onto me about not wearing a costume, I walked over to one of the part pickers that I knew and snatched the brown stocking cap off his head and stuck it on. Doing a pirouette I said,

"Now, I'm a turd in a gilded beige".

Took most of them about 3 minutes to get it. Laugh out load

Man I should have posted this in my wordy/punny thread. Tongue

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13-06-2016, 06:51 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(13-06-2016 03:28 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(13-06-2016 02:19 PM)Leela Wrote:  Wait you shit in public restrooms? I can't do that while hovering o.O

No, I pee. But you need to wipe after you pee. Air drying is just gross No

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13-06-2016, 07:53 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(13-06-2016 06:51 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  So since we're sharing (over sharing) poo humor....

A couple of years ago at Halloween I went to work and forgot to dress up for the work costume contest. I walked in the door and nearly everyone had some sort of costume or decoration on. They were expecting me to do something elaborate but instead I just had brown slacks and a gold & tan top on. They got on onto me about not wearing a costume, I walked over to one of the part pickers that I knew and snatched the brown stocking cap off his head and stuck it on. Doing a pirouette I said,

"Now, I'm a turd in a gilded beige".

Took most of the about 3 minutes to get it. Laugh out load

Man I should have posted this in my wordy/punny thread. Tongue

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14-06-2016, 08:42 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(13-06-2016 06:49 PM)Fireball Wrote:  And if you are in a public restroom, it is good to know that urine is sterile unless the person has a bladder infection. If you think that you might have to sit on a toilet while not at home, you should prepare for it with any number of sanitary products that isolate you from the ejecta of that last animal defecation. If you are really concerned (and looking to get buff), you can carry cinder blocks to stand on, so that when you squat, your booty doesn't touch the toilet. Must be a yoga position for that?

One does not poo in a public restroom. One poos at home or at work.
Pooing while hovering is overly exhausting. One hovers to pee and to pee only.

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14-06-2016, 08:45 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(14-06-2016 08:42 AM)Leela Wrote:  
(13-06-2016 06:49 PM)Fireball Wrote:  And if you are in a public restroom, it is good to know that urine is sterile unless the person has a bladder infection. If you think that you might have to sit on a toilet while not at home, you should prepare for it with any number of sanitary products that isolate you from the ejecta of that last animal defecation. If you are really concerned (and looking to get buff), you can carry cinder blocks to stand on, so that when you squat, your booty doesn't touch the toilet. Must be a yoga position for that?

One does not poo in a public restroom. One poos at home or at work.
Pooing while hovering is overly exhausting. One hovers to pee and to pee only.

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