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05-06-2016, 08:37 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
Definitely fold. I'm not much of a hardass about anything, but when it comes to smearing shit around I want as much control as possible. There's just too much potential for error with a crumpled wad of TP.

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05-06-2016, 08:39 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
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05-06-2016, 08:46 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(05-06-2016 05:42 PM)Leela Wrote:  I have a highly scientific study to conduct.
*Putting glasses on*
It is of the highest importance.
*Pulling out clipboard from arse and pen from ear*

When taking a shit and wiping your buttox
The toilet paper you use
Fold or crumple?

I think this issue may require peer review. "Nature Versus Nurture as Demonstrated by the Propensity for Organization of Arsewipe." by Klogg et al., 2016.

We need a paper on this.

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05-06-2016, 09:36 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
I crumple

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05-06-2016, 10:12 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(05-06-2016 08:39 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  [Image: 10xcb.jpg]

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06-06-2016, 01:09 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(05-06-2016 08:46 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(05-06-2016 05:42 PM)Leela Wrote:  I have a highly scientific study to conduct.
*Putting glasses on*
It is of the highest importance.
*Pulling out clipboard from arse and pen from ear*

When taking a shit and wiping your buttox
The toilet paper you use
Fold or crumple?

I think this issue may require peer review. "Nature Versus Nurture as Demonstrated by the Propensity for Organization of Arsewipe." by Klogg et al., 2016.

We need a paper on this.

Pee-er reviewed, of course.
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06-06-2016, 01:32 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(05-06-2016 08:46 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  We need a paper on this.

Yeah, but what after were finished reading it?
Fold or crumple?

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06-06-2016, 02:56 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 01:09 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(05-06-2016 08:46 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  I think this issue may require peer review. "Nature Versus Nurture as Demonstrated by the Propensity for Organization of Arsewipe." by Klogg et al., 2016.

We need a paper on this.

Pee-er reviewed, of course.

Do I count as my own peer? Smile I will happily write a paper and review it. Probably saves much time too Smile I am proud of my good idea.

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06-06-2016, 03:05 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 02:56 AM)Leela Wrote:  
(06-06-2016 01:09 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Pee-er reviewed, of course.

Do I count as my own peer? Smile I will happily write a paper and review it. Probably saves much time too Smile I am proud of my good idea.

I always review the work I do on the toilet bowl, does that make me an expert in this field?
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06-06-2016, 05:31 AM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
Deuteronomy 23:12-13 ESV

“You shall have a place outside the camp, and you shall go out to it. And you shall have a trowel with your tools, and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a hole with it and turn back and cover up your excrement.


There you have it folks, the almighty has spoken, to use paper on your arse is sinful. To be righteous you can only use a trowel.

P.S. I can't believe I read this thread to the end and then did a bible search to find what it says about it. And then posted it. Fuck I'm gonna need therapy now. Hobo

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