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06-06-2016, 01:43 PM (This post was last modified: 06-06-2016 02:48 PM by Fireball.)
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 01:21 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(06-06-2016 10:42 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  Is that a "man" thing? 0.o
I have never had reading material in my bathrooms. I just take care of business and get out.

My husband dispensed with the traditional magazines. He goes in with his goddamn laptop now. Ohmy Spends 20 minutes taking care of business. I never touch his laptop anymore. I'm pretty sure it's a guy thing. I'm in and out. I don't understand what's so attractive about sitting on a toilet for 20 minutes.

Edit: I've given a thumbs up like to almost every post. I don't know what that says about me. It's pathetic.

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06-06-2016, 02:18 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(05-06-2016 05:42 PM)Leela Wrote:  I have a highly scientific study to conduct.
*Putting glasses on*
It is of the highest importance.
*Pulling out clipboard from arse and pen from ear*

When taking a shit and wiping your buttox
The toilet paper you use
Fold or crumple?

So lady-like! Hahahahaha!!! I think I'm a bit of a crumpler - don't tell anybody! Wink
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06-06-2016, 02:46 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 02:18 PM)Dramamask Wrote:  
(05-06-2016 05:42 PM)Leela Wrote:  I have a highly scientific study to conduct.
*Putting glasses on*
It is of the highest importance.
*Pulling out clipboard from arse and pen from ear*

When taking a shit and wiping your buttox
The toilet paper you use
Fold or crumple?

So lady-like! Hahahahaha!!! I think I'm a bit of a crumpler - don't tell anybody! Wink

Believe me, we won't. And we won't investigate the matter to confirm your statement either.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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06-06-2016, 03:05 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
A guy can always drag a tablet into "the reading room" --

And read TTA while on the throne.................


My guess --

Somebody's doing it right now......

....

hmmmmmmmm

.

.......................................

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06-06-2016, 03:14 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 03:05 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  A guy can always drag a tablet into "the reading room" --

And read TTA while on the throne.................


My guess --

Somebody's doing it right now......

....

hmmmmmmmm

.

I am not! Blush

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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06-06-2016, 03:35 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
@ dancefortwo: My husband goes with his phone and plays games while doing business. wtf?

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06-06-2016, 03:49 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 03:05 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  A guy can always drag a tablet into "the reading room" --

And read TTA while on the throne.................


My guess --

Somebody's doing it right now......

....

hmmmmmmmm

.

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06-06-2016, 04:18 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
(06-06-2016 11:18 AM)pablo Wrote:  


Why does she crumple for herself but folds for Teddy?

And why the hell is there a tiny man in the bathroom giving a thumbs up?

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06-06-2016, 05:16 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
Y'all are crackin' me up! )(

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06-06-2016, 05:19 PM
RE: Fold or Crumple?
I hate the soft stuff or the multiply shit. As my mother once said "It feels like i have a shit sandwich in my hand afterwards." Nor do I wanna wipe my ass with perfumed paper! Who is gonna be sniffing my butt to see if I wiped with perfumed asswipe! I use a wash cloth if it needs more than 2 wipes. I keep three of them in my bathroom just for that purpose, those for the face are in a different drawer. Everytime i change live in girl friends it takes a while to teach them the washcloth asswipe protocol.
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