Following their example. Leviticus 20:13 as interpreted by Muffs. Because why not?
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25-01-2015, 09:08 AM
RE: Following their example. Leviticus 20:13 as interpreted by Muffs. Because why not?
(25-01-2015 07:43 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  ...
Why would a supreme being -
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Really give a rat's ass what some goat-herder does with his dick on Saturday night??
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Because...
< Insert baseless assertion here >
< Insert nonsensical non sequitur here >
< insert bible quote here >
And ... He is your God ... and He loves you

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25-01-2015, 11:49 AM
RE: Following their example. Leviticus 20:13 as interpreted by Muffs. Because why not?
This was a question I asked from Docs class:


(14-01-2015 11:12 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  TOC: *raises hand for question* Doc, if Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13 forbid men from doing it in the cornhole, does that mean that woman are compelled to take it in the booty?

Doc: *looking perplexed* I fail to see the question here.

TOC: Well, my minister was talking about bedroom morality and he said that it is unnatural for a chick to go to 5th base. If that is the case, wouldn't that mean that is not the way a man is supposed to lie with a woman and therefore how can it be a sin if 1 guy "drops" the soap? And if that is NOT true, doesn't it mean that she should allow him to drive the hershey highway if he so desires? I mean, she MUST submit to her man, right?

Doc: uhh....

TOC: And how does that apply to chicks? A woman can't poke another due to the plumbing differences so if one wants to munch some carpet, how can that be a sin?

Doc: I'll get back to you, I need to do some research on The Hun...........

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25-01-2015, 02:39 PM
RE: Following their example. Leviticus 20:13 as interpreted by Muffs. Because why not?
(24-01-2015 04:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  It says if "a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman" the key point being bolded.

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26-01-2015, 11:35 AM
Following their example. Leviticus 20:13 as interpreted by Muffs. Because why not?
(24-01-2015 04:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  13 “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

Even going strictly by the theist interpretation, I see lesbians have nothing to worry about.

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26-01-2015, 11:46 AM (This post was last modified: 26-01-2015 11:51 AM by H4ym4n.)
RE: Leviticus 20:13 as interpreted by Muffs. Because why not?
(24-01-2015 04:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Leviticus 20:13, the ol' anti-gay verse that everyone knows and loves.

For those that don't know it it reads:

13 “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

Bold, make sense why the priest, clergy, ministers etc get away with raping. *boys*. They're not considdered men.


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26-01-2015, 11:54 AM
RE: Following their example. Leviticus 20:13 as interpreted by Muffs. Because why not?
(25-01-2015 09:08 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(25-01-2015 07:43 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  ...
Why would a supreme being -
...
Really give a rat's ass what some goat-herder does with his dick on Saturday night??
...


Because...
< Insert baseless assertion here >
< Insert nonsensical non sequitur here >
< insert bible quote here >
And ... He is your God ... and He loves you

Hug

... and is sending you to hell.

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