For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
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24-03-2014, 07:36 AM
Exclamation For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
Looks is everything.

We're all science lovers here, no doubt. So I'm sure we're willing to be very objective and recognise the fact that those born with good looks enjoy life on easy mode. Put simply, if you're ugly you're going to struggle.

Assumed to be more intelligent, friendly, confident, and every other positive quality known to man? Given lighter sentences for the same crimes, get that promotion easier? Sorry, you're not a male model.

Before someone comes on here and tells me about how all you need is 'confidence' and their fat, ugly friend Bob with a hot girlfriend I'll simply ask you to look around and realise that virtually all couples are LOOKS-MATCHED. Some men fail to see this because they can't rate men, but whatever. Studies confirm this.

Only one exception to this rule of nature exists.

Church Game

Running super, devout Christian game amongst hot Christian JB's as a deformed sub5, balding male is moderately effective. I see it time and time again that a christian girl marries well below her level simply because her partner is as crazy for Jesus as her.

So the point I'm making is, not only does new atheism attract sub8 incels (involuntary celibates), but also isolates them from the only source in North America that could've given them a wife who isn't a hambeast on thyroid medication.

This is the cruel, twisted joke of atheism.

If anyone out then there may be one more method I neglected to mention. Cult game. Either start a cult (atheism cult?) or acquire cult status (Richard Dawkins). I'm sure that crusty old bastard could bang the odd 20-something 'enlightened' atheist girl that comes his way.

That is it.

We're fucked.
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24-03-2014, 08:16 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
(24-03-2014 07:36 AM)Highlander Wrote:  Looks is everything.

We're all science lovers here, no doubt. So I'm sure we're willing to be very objective and recognise the fact that those born with good looks enjoy life on easy mode. Put simply, if you're ugly you're going to struggle.

Assumed to be more intelligent, friendly, confident, and every other positive quality known to man? Given lighter sentences for the same crimes, get that promotion easier? Sorry, you're not a male model.

Before someone comes on here and tells me about how all you need is 'confidence' and their fat, ugly friend Bob with a hot girlfriend I'll simply ask you to look around and realise that virtually all couples are LOOKS-MATCHED. Some men fail to see this because they can't rate men, but whatever. Studies confirm this.

Only one exception to this rule of nature exists.

Church Game

Running super, devout Christian game amongst hot Christian JB's as a deformed sub5, balding male is moderately effective. I see it time and time again that a christian girl marries well below her level simply because her partner is as crazy for Jesus as her.

So the point I'm making is, not only does new atheism attract sub8 incels (involuntary celibates), but also isolates them from the only source in North America that could've given them a wife who isn't a hambeast on thyroid medication.

This is the cruel, twisted joke of atheism.

If anyone out then there may be one more method I neglected to mention. Cult game. Either start a cult (atheism cult?) or acquire cult status (Richard Dawkins). I'm sure that crusty old bastard could bang the odd 20-something 'enlightened' atheist girl that comes his way.

That is it.

We're fucked.

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The door is over there, and take your misogyny with you, thanks...

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24-03-2014, 08:21 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
(24-03-2014 07:36 AM)Highlander Wrote:  Looks is everything.

We're all science lovers here, no doubt. So I'm sure we're willing to be very objective and recognise the fact that those born with good looks enjoy life on easy mode. Put simply, if you're ugly you're going to struggle.

Assumed to be more intelligent, friendly, confident, and every other positive quality known to man? Given lighter sentences for the same crimes, get that promotion easier? Sorry, you're not a male model.

Before someone comes on here and tells me about how all you need is 'confidence' and their fat, ugly friend Bob with a hot girlfriend I'll simply ask you to look around and realise that virtually all couples are LOOKS-MATCHED. Some men fail to see this because they can't rate men, but whatever. Studies confirm this.

Only one exception to this rule of nature exists.

Church Game

Running super, devout Christian game amongst hot Christian JB's as a deformed sub5, balding male is moderately effective. I see it time and time again that a christian girl marries well below her level simply because her partner is as crazy for Jesus as her.

So the point I'm making is, not only does new atheism attract sub8 incels (involuntary celibates), but also isolates them from the only source in North America that could've given them a wife who isn't a hambeast on thyroid medication.

This is the cruel, twisted joke of atheism.

If anyone out then there may be one more method I neglected to mention. Cult game. Either start a cult (atheism cult?) or acquire cult status (Richard Dawkins). I'm sure that crusty old bastard could bang the odd 20-something 'enlightened' atheist girl that comes his way.

That is it.

We're fucked.

Congratulations, you have managed to rival the average Theoroll for incoherence!

Now, will this new challenger be able to stand up to the Big Leagues? Is he ready to be compared to the Legendary Cantor?

This host's money says 'not at all'.

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24-03-2014, 08:26 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
(24-03-2014 07:36 AM)Highlander Wrote:  Before someone comes on here and tells me about how all you need is 'confidence' and their fat, ugly friend Bob

Hey, Bob might be a little wide, but ugly he is not; look at these dancemoves:




Come back when you're that awesome, and a little more friggin cheerful.

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24-03-2014, 08:33 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
(24-03-2014 07:36 AM)Highlander Wrote:  Looks is everything.

We're all science lovers here, no doubt. So I'm sure we're willing to be very objective and recognise the fact that those born with good looks enjoy life on easy mode. Put simply, if you're ugly you're going to struggle.

Assumed to be more intelligent, friendly, confident, and every other positive quality known to man? Given lighter sentences for the same crimes, get that promotion easier? Sorry, you're not a male model.

Before someone comes on here and tells me about how all you need is 'confidence' and their fat, ugly friend Bob with a hot girlfriend I'll simply ask you to look around and realise that virtually all couples are LOOKS-MATCHED. Some men fail to see this because they can't rate men, but whatever. Studies confirm this.

Only one exception to this rule of nature exists.

Church Game

Running super, devout Christian game amongst hot Christian JB's as a deformed sub5, balding male is moderately effective. I see it time and time again that a christian girl marries well below her level simply because her partner is as crazy for Jesus as her.

So the point I'm making is, not only does new atheism attract sub8 incels (involuntary celibates), but also isolates them from the only source in North America that could've given them a wife who isn't a hambeast on thyroid medication.

This is the cruel, twisted joke of atheism.

If anyone out then there may be one more method I neglected to mention. Cult game. Either start a cult (atheism cult?) or acquire cult status (Richard Dawkins). I'm sure that crusty old bastard could bang the odd 20-something 'enlightened' atheist girl that comes his way.

That is it.

We're fucked.

(24-03-2014 08:26 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Come back when you're that awesome, and a little more friggin cheerful.

How dare you, Elk!

Atheists can't be cheerful, you know that! Now stop trying to inflict upon us your heretical ideas of happiness.

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24-03-2014, 08:50 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
Whaaaaat did you say?

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24-03-2014, 08:53 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
I didn't get past the title before I became bored.

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24-03-2014, 08:55 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
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24-03-2014, 08:57 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
I don't understand, is this a variation on Yo Momma apologetics, or


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24-03-2014, 10:21 AM
RE: For many here, atheism is a cruel joke. Let me explain.
What are you, the paleolithicfreethinker's sock puppet?

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