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21-01-2012, 07:26 PM
Fortune Cookie
I just got a fortune cookie that said I need to work on improving my excercise routine,
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26-01-2012, 11:34 PM
RE: Fortune Cookie
Well then you'd better do it - wouldn't want to piss off the Fortunes.

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26-01-2012, 11:37 PM
RE: Fortune Cookie
(21-01-2012 07:26 PM)Squid Wrote:  I just got a fortune cookie that said I need to work on improving my excercise routine,

I mean, who hasn't?

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26-01-2012, 11:43 PM
RE: Fortune Cookie
And your point is......?

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27-01-2012, 05:41 AM
RE: Fortune Cookie
I just checked and legally, you don't have to do what a fortune cookie tells you to do.
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27-01-2012, 05:38 PM
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Well, there's the legal aspect, but what if a giant fortune cookie god comes out of the sky and says to do it? Then writes a book about it....
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27-01-2012, 06:30 PM
RE: Fortune Cookie
Unless the fortune comes from a meatball, don't worry about it.

If it does come from a meatball, worry about your choice in restaurants......

OOPS! I mean, HEED THE WARNING OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, AND GET YOUR ASS TO THE GYM!!!!

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27-01-2012, 06:36 PM
RE: Fortune Cookie
I learned in Seminary that you're supposed to add the phrase, "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie fortune. Today, mine said, "You will soon have a daring adventure...in bed." I rushed home to take a nap...nothing happened. Sad

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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27-01-2012, 08:50 PM
RE: Fortune Cookie
(27-01-2012 06:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I learned in Seminary that you're supposed to add the phrase, "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie fortune. Today, mine said, "You will soon have a daring adventure...in bed." I rushed home to take a nap...nothing happened. Sad

Wrong bed.

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27-01-2012, 08:51 PM
RE: Fortune Cookie
(27-01-2012 08:50 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(27-01-2012 06:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I learned in Seminary that you're supposed to add the phrase, "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie fortune. Today, mine said, "You will soon have a daring adventure...in bed." I rushed home to take a nap...nothing happened. Sad

Wrong bed.

That would explain a LOT of things!

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